Snarcasm Weekly {#9}
LUKE: You put a giant window in my wall.
TAYLOR: So what?
LUKE: A giant window! Right here! You can see my entire diner. And when I'm in my diner, I can see your whole stupid store.
TAYLOR: I don't understand why yours is a diner and mine is a stupid store.
LUKE: Look at this place! Look at you. All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood.
TAYLOR: I don't think you had a childhood. I think you came out a bitter surly killjoy.
LUKE: You can't change the basic structure of this place without my okay! What?
TAYLOR: Your hand is near the wax lips.
LUKE: So?
TAYLOR: If you could just move it so you don't accidentally touch the candy. Lucas. [Luke rummages through the different boxes of candy] What are you doing? You stop that right now!
LUKE: [throws candy in the air] Look at all the pretty candy!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Luke's face right before he sticks his hand into the candy is the most hilarious thing ever. I cannot to this day believe that Taylor actually put a huge window in between their businesses, rofl.
Man, I love this episode. It's kind of the last old school Gilmore Girls episode in my mind.