Jan 14, 2005 00:59
Hey, diddle, diddle, the the VAGINA and the fiddle,
The SNAKE jumped over the POON (tang)
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the SPOON (it worked!)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a CANTELOPE
Eating her curds and SWARAY
Along came a MONGOOSE and sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
Little Boy Blue come blow your MEAT FLUTE.
The sheep's in the CRACK DEN, the cow's in the CUCUMBER.
Where is the SLOPPY boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the PUCKERED LIPS, fast asleep.
Mary had a little ASS.
Its CRUST was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
Her ASS was sure to BLOW.
Courtesy of our mini party:)
LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!
chloeeeeeee