080 // embarassing drunken flood post! [VIDEO]

[thatlibbychick]

[OOC: Screened away from Jack Shephard and Desmond, out of courtesy to their players! Unless they want them to see it, in which case, go for it!]

Hey. HEY. Everyone.

[She pauses. She's completely blitzed.]

Okay. Now, our resident worst shrink ever--and that's CRANE, not me, don't even start! Anyway. He's saying the Barge is inescacabab...inescapable.

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[you_run_i_chase]

I think I just fucking threw up.

[thatlibbychick]

You need to appreciate romance, Miss Parker. And love. They're beautiful things.

[you_run_i_chase]

Appreciate romance? Really? That's your answer?

[thatlibbychick]

...yes?

Wait, what were you talking about?

[you_run_i_chase]

Oh for fuck's sake, you're too damned drunk for this to be any fucking fun.

[thatlibbychick]

No, tell me! I want to know, if you just make it more clear--

[And it finally clicks--SHE'S BEING LIKE ELLE.]

...were you making fun of Hugo?!

[you_run_i_chase]

No, you fucking halfwit, I was making fun of you.

If I was fucking making fun of him I would have called him a fucking fat whale and as if him swallowing you was your idea of 'making love'.

[thatlibbychick]

[THINGS CLICK WRONG WHILE SHE'S DRUNK: lesson one of the day. There are sure to be more in store for her. She frowns.]

There's no need for being a bitch just because I'm talking about love and stuff.

[you_run_i_chase]

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm always a bitch.

[thatlibbychick]

...you're right. My mistake.