The road is paved....
I participated in early voting yesterday after work.
It was quick and easy, although I did get the intense feeling that every single one of the poll workers was staring at me with a sickly sweet smile.
It was kind of like looking at the sun.
I guess they don't know that their thought implantation telepathy bullshit doesn't work on me.
But nice try.
I hope you guys go vote.
I know a lot of you are lazy assholes who waited to long to get registered or are just generally too busy coming up with new hipster phrases....but I'm holding out for a hero here guys.
Make me proud, do your civic duty....vote because you can, because it is your right.
I understand that it isn't a perfect system.
If everything was a perfect system I would have won the powerball by now and be riding around on my purple metallic pony drinking champagne and adopting african babies.
But seriously, every vote DOES matter.
As Bob Schieffer's mom used to say "it will make you feel big and strong."
Just like cookies and milk!
It was quick and easy, although I did get the intense feeling that every single one of the poll workers was staring at me with a sickly sweet smile.
It was kind of like looking at the sun.
I guess they don't know that their thought implantation telepathy bullshit doesn't work on me.
But nice try.
I hope you guys go vote.
I know a lot of you are lazy assholes who waited to long to get registered or are just generally too busy coming up with new hipster phrases....but I'm holding out for a hero here guys.
Make me proud, do your civic duty....vote because you can, because it is your right.
I understand that it isn't a perfect system.
If everything was a perfect system I would have won the powerball by now and be riding around on my purple metallic pony drinking champagne and adopting african babies.
But seriously, every vote DOES matter.
As Bob Schieffer's mom used to say "it will make you feel big and strong."
Just like cookies and milk!