Cryptic

[thatguyv]

I applied.

Comments

[king_of_none]

Good for you! I was really surprised when you first told me you weren't a citizen. I think you've got better than average odds of passing the test.

[thatguyv]

Well, you know, after you turned me down for that civil union and stopped me from being able to get a green card, I fell into a funk.

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[king_of_none]

I had to, V. Marrying you would only lead down a slippery slope. Next thing you know, people would be marrying their pets. Or Southerners.

[thatguyv]

You shouldn't sell yourself that short, Kev.

V

[king_of_none]

And here I was nice enough to put you above pets and Southerners...

[thatguyv]

They're only sweet words, now, Moby-assaulter. The damage is done!

V