May 29, 2005 14:04
so our neighbors are having a yardsale this weekend. yesterday, one of their friends stopped by to hang out for a while, and he literally had one tooth. it was funny, but i didn't want to laugh in case he got jealous of all my teeth.
i recently discovered that copy machines are the most incredible inventions. think about it, they'll copy anything, even pictures. how the hell does it know to do that? it's more impressive than the thermos.
there was a ten minute thunderstorm today. i'm happy. thunder means summer.
my grandmother is turning seventy-one on tuesday. last year i wrote her a poem.
what do you think i should get her this year?