What were their parents on?
So, I work in a call center, and I talk to 100-150 people a day, mostly I talk to a lot of Michaels, Johns, Jennifers and Angelas, with surnames like Smith and Jones, but occasionally I get to talk to people with names so wacky, zany, amusing, or just plain strange that I feel the need to share them.
One day last week, within an hour of each other, I spoke to a gentleman by the name of Daiquiri, and a girl named Margarita. Now just imagine the possibilities if these two got together, and had little ones. They could refer to them as their little snow cones. Maybe a son named Mojito and a daughter named Chambord? Or they could have a large alcoholic family, including Cosmopolitan, Franjelico, Tom Collins, Caipirinha, Gilroy, Brantini, and Martini. (Oooh, looking for good alcoholic names, I found a drink called "Heather's Blush," made with 1 oz of scotch, 1 oz of strawberry liqueur, and 3 oz of sparkling wine sounds like 5 0z of horrible hangover-inducing numminess)
Today I spoke to a girl named Jenny Wall Tart; sometimes it's just too easy.
One day last week, within an hour of each other, I spoke to a gentleman by the name of Daiquiri, and a girl named Margarita. Now just imagine the possibilities if these two got together, and had little ones. They could refer to them as their little snow cones. Maybe a son named Mojito and a daughter named Chambord? Or they could have a large alcoholic family, including Cosmopolitan, Franjelico, Tom Collins, Caipirinha, Gilroy, Brantini, and Martini. (Oooh, looking for good alcoholic names, I found a drink called "Heather's Blush," made with 1 oz of scotch, 1 oz of strawberry liqueur, and 3 oz of sparkling wine sounds like 5 0z of horrible hangover-inducing numminess)
Today I spoke to a girl named Jenny Wall Tart; sometimes it's just too easy.