The ultimate "Stupid Kayla Trick"?
I think I flushed my cell phone down the toilet. You may have a few questions about this statement such as "Down the toilet?" "You think?" and "How the hell did you do that?" but I'm not up for answering questions like that right now. Communication with me shall have to be through Livejournal, my home number, e-mail, and carrier pigeon. I'm drowning my sorrows in cheesecake, I probably won't be talking to you later.