Faith And Stiff Magazine ISSUE 1...
Hello to all you devoted readers and fans out there of our newly created magazine F & S...
Many of you do not know that you are fans of our newly created magazine yet, seeing as this is it's first issue. But we assure you that deep down inside your soul, you love this newly created magazine as much as the next person, if you do not have a person next to you as Stiff & Faith do... each other.
Then we would like to let you know that "as much as the next person" is a figure of speech...And is not to be taken literally...For example, a girl in Wopo Wopo Wedgie Town took the figure of speech "as much as the next person" literally one day and thought that she had a stalker because no one was next to her at the time of reading.
She then took extra efforts to remove this "stalker".....
So she jumped off a building.
We do not advise these drastic measures... A simple gun shot wound to this "stalkers" upper right thigh would be satisfactory.
We do not condone the use of such weaponrey... Yet this is just one of the many actions that can be undertaken to remove such "stalkers"...
Another such action taken by Mary from Muddymartianinvadedmarysville and also Susie from Susiesgalopolopolousville was a simple straight forward knife manuvour learnt at the Frankston Penetentary.
Again, we do not remcomend the use of knives in this particular way. However if you were to ignore our advice, we recomend the use of a round-bladed chopping knife... Similar to those used on Huey's Cooking Adventures, Ian 'Huey' Huetson, does not endorse the mass killing of stalkers.
Many topics have been covered and disscussed in this weeks issue of
F & S... Ploise keep this issue for future reference... It may be useful with those fake stalker incidences you hear so much about these days. Particulary those related to the confusion you may experience with the FIGURE OF SPEECH... "as much as the next person"
Stay tuned, next week we will be discussing one of the BIG issues listed below -
- Drool Resistant Keyboards. Do They Really Work?
- The Fine Art Of Flossing
- The In's & Outs Of The MS203 Multi-Media Stereo Speaker System
- 金Comment Joindre Le Club Libre de Platine de Traduction
- Mystery Topic
We really appreciate feedback, so if any of these topics intrest you or can help you in any way, please comment and let us know!!
BYE Y'ALL!!!