i haven't posted in a long time, but i'm procrastinating so this is what i'm doing ( Read more... )

maybe you shouldn't smoke pot while you're trying to study, then you wouldn't be at risk of losing your scholarship!

anyway...

on sunday harrison and i randomly decided we wanted to get Rush, so we drove to the village to some sex shop and picked up 6 bottles. if you want to experience some hystercial two minutes try Rush, with a capital R.

i'm at school now, here's the news:

• kevin vanderhoef left to be a rockstar in philly. i thought you had to rock to be a rockstar.
  
• dominique left, i don't know anyone who is going to be sorry to see that nutjob go.
  
• i got hit on by a strange freshman(?) by the library who used the ( Read more... )

i thought that we were going back on the 5th because i didn't check to see what year of the school calendar i was looking at ( Read more... )

september 5th is in about three weeks and i'm counting every single day ( Read more... )

today i vomited and thought i was bleeding out of my ass all at the same time!

i'm pretty sure that my mom thought the bowl she found was a crack pipe. i'm not kididng. it was a metal bowl, they always look shady. she keeps talking about crack. i just realized that she probably thinks i was smoking crack ( Read more... )

yesterday i was at whole foods eating a salad alone, totally content. right before i put my fork down to prepare to leave an old hippie man with dreadlocks came up to me and asked me if i wanted to talk or if i wanted to be left alone ( Read more... )

Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
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what's better than a week at ethan's house ( Read more... )