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Bored.
If you have over 40, you are spoiled.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
(4) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(6) DVD player in bedroom (computers, but not dvd players)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(7) a childfree bathroom
(8) your own in-house office
(9) a pool (not "mine", but yeah I have free access)
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger (cali king here we come)
(10) a stocked bar (if people buy stuff and stop drinking it all)
(11) a working dishwasher
(12) an icemaker
(13) a working washer and dryer (give me a couple days)
(14) more than 20 pairs of shoes (goodness yes, I am a shoe-whore)
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses (i have chanel earrings and a LV bag)
( ) framed original art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(16) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(17) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(18) wealthy family members
(19) two or more family cars
(20) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
(21) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(22) good credit
(23) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(24) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(25) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(26) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
(27) go on weekend mini-vacations (um, sometimes...?)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(28) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)on occasion
(29) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
(30) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
(31) married/partnered to a wealthy person (ryan buys me pretties)
(32) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(33) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(34) moved more than three times because you wanted to as opposed to going at gunpoint?
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon (check back in a year & 1 month!)
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (again, we will for our wedding!)
(35) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(36) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you (but not one like those shitty little brats on MTV)
36/40... uh oh.
If you have over 40, you are spoiled.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
(4) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(6) DVD player in bedroom (computers, but not dvd players)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(7) a childfree bathroom
(8) your own in-house office
(9) a pool (not "mine", but yeah I have free access)
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger (cali king here we come)
(10) a stocked bar (if people buy stuff and stop drinking it all)
(11) a working dishwasher
(12) an icemaker
(13) a working washer and dryer (give me a couple days)
(14) more than 20 pairs of shoes (goodness yes, I am a shoe-whore)
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses (i have chanel earrings and a LV bag)
( ) framed original art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(16) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(17) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(18) wealthy family members
(19) two or more family cars
(20) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
(21) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(22) good credit
(23) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(24) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(25) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(26) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
(27) go on weekend mini-vacations (um, sometimes...?)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(28) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)on occasion
(29) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
(30) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
(31) married/partnered to a wealthy person (ryan buys me pretties)
(32) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(33) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(34) moved more than three times because you wanted to as opposed to going at gunpoint?
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon (check back in a year & 1 month!)
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (again, we will for our wedding!)
(35) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(36) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you (but not one like those shitty little brats on MTV)
36/40... uh oh.