[Voice Post]

[thatdamnsmirk]

[The PCD switches on, and what follows sounds quite a bit like Augury has accidentally run into a patch of the Joker's laughing gas. Every time it seems like he's about to stop, it starts up again, until he finally is coherent enough to speak.]

OH GODS, THIS IS TOO MUCH- Stop it- I can't breathe-

THIS IS TOO FUCKIN' FUNNY.

WahahahahahahahaHA-!!!

Comments

[feline_sonata]

...you really suck.

[thatdamnsmirk]

[Augury flickers his tongue once at the camera slyly.]

You wish, Kitten.

[feline_sonata]

[a choking sound]

Wha...what?!

[thatdamnsmirk]

You said I suck.

I said, "You wish".

It's fairly obvious. I have faith in your ability to figure it out, bôya.

[feline_sonata]

D...wh...I...n....eh...

[thatdamnsmirk]

[Augury gives him his best I'm-an-asshole grin, complete with a hint of sharp teeth.]

See, there you go. All you have to do is think on it.

So you didn't change? Pity.

[feline_sonata]

[a heavy swallow, and nervous, high voice]

Wha' d'ye mean, didn't change?

[thatdamnsmirk]

You didn't change into a girl.

[Augury stops, then squints his eyes, leeeeeeeeeaning forwards with his lips parted, scrutinizing Oliver's image carefully.]

Oh no, damn. My bad.

[feline_sonata]

...

...?

...!

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT?!

[thatdamnsmirk]

I imagine it's because there ain't much difference.

[Augury squints one eye, and inserts his pinky finger into his ear, rotating it.]

And ow.

[feline_sonata]

...hmmph!

[the line goes dead]