[Voice Post]

[thatdamnsmirk]

[The PCD switches on, and what follows sounds quite a bit like Augury has accidentally run into a patch of the Joker's laughing gas. Every time it seems like he's about to stop, it starts up again, until he finally is coherent enough to speak.]

OH GODS, THIS IS TOO MUCH- Stop it- I can't breathe-

THIS IS TOO FUCKIN' FUNNY.

WahahahahahahahaHA-!!!

Comments

[kin_slayer]

You seem happy, Augury-san.

[thatdamnsmirk]

Extremely. And just who the fuck are you?

[A snarky grin.]

[kin_slayer]

I think I'm hurt that I'm so easily forgettable.

[thatdamnsmirk]

.... ah. I remember now.

You know, the female appearance really suits you, sweetheart.

[kin_slayer]

Really, you are just too charming.

If you want to call me sweetheart, Augury-san, I think I demand at least flowers and dinner.

[thatdamnsmirk]

[A low snicker, followed by a deep, soft whisper run through with what might be a gutteral purr.]

I think I can manage that.

[kin_slayer]

[Itachi's voice and expression are utterly dead and devoid of emotion.]

Get back to me when you have, then.

[thatdamnsmirk]

[Augury narrows his eyes, lifts a brow, and sets his chin on his hand.]

Sooo~

I get the feeling you don't like me, and I really haven't done anything to deserve that yet, now have I?

[kin_slayer]

[No change in tone or inflection, robotic monotonous drone.]

What gives you that impression, Augury-san?

[thatdamnsmirk]

Because I know cold, and I know cold.

[Augury's voice becomes almost spiteful, but there's a trace of something else, there.]

You remind me of someone.

[kin_slayer]

Good for you Augury-san. You can distinguish meaning with inflection.

[Itachi's inflection changes only slightly before settling back to neutral.]

Oddly enough, you remind me of two someones.

[thatdamnsmirk]

When someone doesn't naturally show emotions, you learn to look for the little things.

[The tiny edge of a smirk comes back, and his manner changes again.]

Ah. These someones the reason you ain't bein' so friendly?

[kin_slayer]

How observant of you, Augury-san. You learned this the hard way?

[Itachi's eyelashes lower and he watches Augury through half-lidded eyes.]

That could be the case. Are we playing show and tell?

I believe you get the privilege of being first, in that instance.

[thatdamnsmirk]

[Augury snickers, but it doesn't sound derisive this time.]

Hard way's the best way. You always learn something well when it's beaten into you.

And... hm...

[Augury grins widely.]

Nah.

[kin_slayer]

[One of Itachi's eyebrows twitches.]

That is one way of learning, yes.

[A pause and then a sneer.]

You are a tease, Augury-san.