So. Since I'm watching POTC : AWE, I've decided to update and make everyone go wtf.
So yeah, watching At Worlds End. Plz be reading lulz. And if Heather sees this, I hope she lets me call her sometime soon. :/ people are getting angryyy. [/doesn't care who knows anymore.]
...GOD. WTF IS UP WITH NORRINGTON'S DEATH? GOD. HE DIED LIKE A FUCKING PANSY. D: He's a faggot. (DON'T KILL ME NORRI [/comment to Heather]. XDDDD) Getting stabbed and then having his sword stolen. But LULS. Afterwards his sword is used to kill Will. which imo is like HILARIOUS. It's like Norrington was trying to say "Well, fuck you mate! You stole my womenz so I kill u dedzzzzzz!!1111 lulzzzzz." But don't get my wrong, I love me some Norrington booty. (So does Jack. <3 But he's a pirate. He likes any fine booty. *COUGHHIGHESTPAIDWHOREONTHESEVENSEASCOUGH*)
But lulz. He was like "OHNOEZYOUDIDN'T." and totally went after Boobstrap. (I KNOW YOU ALL ARE UNAPPROVING OF MY NEW NAME FOR WILL'S FATHER. BUT FUCK YOU TOO. BOOBSTRAPBILL 4 PRESIDENT. YES. SHACHOU. I MEAN YOUR PRESIDENT SPOT. ;D *Will probably get demoted.*) But lol. Liz and Norri's kiss. NO FEELINGS WERE IN THAT KISS. HOPEFULLY. ...well, probably. It looked like there was nothing but the "i'mgoingtodiesokissme" foreshadowing. But yeah. Norrington = Pansy ass death.
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Now. For the main event. WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH BECKETT'S DEATH? I MEAN. I love and want the guyin my panties. But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Walking across his ship like. "O noez. im gunna die. o. thx 4 tllin mi btchz. i shll gu dwn wit mi sht." And just WALKING. Walking down his stairs, looking all ... sad. he was like muttering 'goodbusinessgoodbusiness' the whole way down. ...it kinda made me lol. and that in it's self made me sad. because. I honestly liked Beckett. xD So much that I think I'd let him eat my brain if he was a zombie.
...Oh hush.
Oh. TENTACLE FACE X JACK WOODPECKER = OTP.
...GOD. WTF IS UP WITH NORRINGTON'S DEATH? GOD. HE DIED LIKE A FUCKING PANSY. D: He's a faggot. (DON'T KILL ME NORRI [/comment to Heather]. XDDDD) Getting stabbed and then having his sword stolen. But LULS. Afterwards his sword is used to kill Will. which imo is like HILARIOUS. It's like Norrington was trying to say "Well, fuck you mate! You stole my womenz so I kill u dedzzzzzz!!1111 lulzzzzz." But don't get my wrong, I love me some Norrington booty. (So does Jack. <3 But he's a pirate. He likes any fine booty. *COUGHHIGHESTPAIDWHOREONTHESEVENSEASCOUGH*)
But lulz. He was like "OHNOEZYOUDIDN'T." and totally went after Boobstrap. (I KNOW YOU ALL ARE UNAPPROVING OF MY NEW NAME FOR WILL'S FATHER. BUT FUCK YOU TOO. BOOBSTRAPBILL 4 PRESIDENT. YES. SHACHOU. I MEAN YOUR PRESIDENT SPOT. ;D *Will probably get demoted.*) But lol. Liz and Norri's kiss. NO FEELINGS WERE IN THAT KISS. HOPEFULLY. ...well, probably. It looked like there was nothing but the "i'mgoingtodiesokissme" foreshadowing. But yeah. Norrington = Pansy ass death.
...
Now. For the main event. WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH BECKETT'S DEATH? I MEAN. I love and want the guyin my panties. But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Walking across his ship like. "O noez. im gunna die. o. thx 4 tllin mi btchz. i shll gu dwn wit mi sht." And just WALKING. Walking down his stairs, looking all ... sad. he was like muttering 'goodbusinessgoodbusiness' the whole way down. ...it kinda made me lol. and that in it's self made me sad. because. I honestly liked Beckett. xD So much that I think I'd let him eat my brain if he was a zombie.
...Oh hush.
Oh. TENTACLE FACE X JACK WOODPECKER = OTP.