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[that_potter_kid]

New concept to wrap my mind around: Not all Slytherins are bloody idiots. Some of them actually have brains. And use them.

Wow.

{Private}

I still can't believe Tracey Davies turned out to be such a brilliant girl. I still wish I'd helped her out more, though. It'd give people a bloody heart attack to see us walking down the hallway together, but I do wish we could be friends.

I should probably invite her to the DA, considering, but I'm not sure she's ready to let an entire room full of Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws know that she's chosen our side. Still, it'd be good for her.

{/Private}

Anyway, since I've been so preoccupied lately, I haven't gotten anymore work done on my assignment. What's so interesting about Parselmouths, anyway? They can talk to snakes. Big bloody deal. Salazar Slytherin and Voldemort can bugger off.



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Harry Potter!

1. All swans in England belong to Harry Potter!
2. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Harry Potter!
3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Harry Potter would be as small as a pea!
4. If you break Harry Potter, you will get seven years of bad luck.
5. Harry Potter was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Harry Potter'.
7. Harry Potter was named after Harry Potter the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
8. The difference between Harry Potter and a village is that Harry Potter does not have a church.
9. Harry Potter can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
10. Harry Potter is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.