260. Meme, since I failed the last one.

Apr 26, 2010 16:55

Failed the 30-Day meme HARD. Have a fun one to make up for my suck.

Yoinked from lifeless09.
Pick 20 titles from any media (movies, video games, literary works, etc.) and find their summaries on Better than it Sounds. Have your friends guess without cheating.

1. A Slice Of Life comic about a hard-drinking girl, her voluptuous best friend, and the rest of their friends, including a talking Irish cactus.
2. Girl pursues a lagomorph into a land ruled by playing cards, bad logic, and nursery rhymes.
3. Orphan girl travels with two conmen to visit her grandmother she doesn't remember.
4. Two disgraced angels try to exploit a loophole in Catholicism to kill God and destroy the universe, and it's up to an abortion clinic worker, two stoners, a stripper, and the 13th Apostle to stop them. And there's a monster made out of crap.
5. Disfigured gangster organizes city's anniversary celebrations whilst attempting to woo attractive photographer. Billionaire demonstrates the practical applications of his awesome toys.
6. Celebrity stalker is lied to by his girlfriend and a moma's boy has a temper tantrum. Side plots include racing birds, stealing motorcycles, the militant arm of Green Peace, and everyone feels bad because the Cutie gets cut by a Ginsu knife.
7. Procrasting lizard man is Trapped In TV Land by a robot.
8. Stick figures make one-shot jokes about grad-level sciences and esoteric nerd culture. The fact that 95% of the general population has no idea what the hell is going on just makes it that much sweeter for the 5% who do.
9. A group of six people all get matching tattoos and spend half the game trying to figure out what to do before they turn into crystals or monsters.
10. A greedy young punk who has really bad halitosis frees his elders and battles an orc. His health bar is a dragonfly.
11. Brutal, sadistic Jewish psychopathic war criminals versus witty, urbane German psychopathic war criminals.
12. A musical about a slut and an asshole who get corrupted by a crossdressing mad scientist and his retinue.
13. Crippled Doctor can't decide if he's Batman, Sherlock Holmes, or Nietzsche; solves medical mysteries to keep the crushing ennui at bay only to find that Victory Is Boring.
14. Two kids get invited to visit their grandfather's zoo and watch a lawyer feed one of the animals.
15. Two people play a game to see who can cook the best food in one hour. They are judged by a panel of D-list celebrities. Home team wins.
16. A couple of former special forces agents (one has a sugar addiction, the other is the biggest jerk in the entire universe), a gay Transformers fanboy with a heart of gold, a man who is convinced he is a ninja, a talking car with a cream-pie fetish, Ronald Reagan, the embodiment of pure brown-nosing evil, and... somebody without any terribly ridiculous-sounding attributes work at a toy store (owned by a fascist dictator) and have Seinfeldian Conversations about the 1980's and action figures.
17. A recovering alcoholic tries to keep a Cowboy Cop, a closet lesbian, a gangsta rapper, and John Munch from taking their frustrations out on rapists and child molesters.
18. A girl navigates a maze at the whim of a fairy rock star.
19. A retired Marine with a redhead fetish, a lecherous playboy, a malapropping Israeli assassin, a murder mystery writer / computer nerd and online gamer, an old British doctor and a Perky Goth with a caffeine habit work for the US Navy. They Fight Crime!
20. Nomadic tribes travel through the Middle East and North Africa, enduring all kinds of hardships before finally coming to the Promised Land. In the sequel, a Pretty Cool Guy tells everyone how cool it is to be nice to each other but is executed by The Empire, comes Back From The Dead, and Ascends To A Higher Plane Of Existence. In the Distant Finale of the sequel, everyone dies. This is considered to be a positive ending.
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