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Jun 01, 2004 12:49

My brother Ian is an idiot.

I will tell you this to start my journal, because it is possibly the thing I antagonize over the most. It springs to mind now, because as I was walking to my room to get on my computer I looked into his room where he was doing a strut in front of the mirror, admiring his shirtless body.

I will tell you another thing. Orlando Bloom is hideous.

Maybe I think this because Ian is his identical twin, only 17. I swear the first time I saw Orlando on a cover of a magazine without all of his elf gear I thought Ian had finally gotten a modeling job.

Ian comes off as a flamer when you first meet him, I suppose. But after a while you just find out he's just insanely obsessed with himself.

I just hope he gets a new girlfriend soon, because he's been hanging around home a lot lately. How Lynda put up with him for almost a month I am not able to comprehend.
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