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[that_brin_chick]

car accients are unfortuantely way less hilarious slash dramtic slash awesome then dane cook makes them out to be. how would i know this? mmm yeah, i rocked the fender bender deal a bit tonight. all other "accidents" ive gotten in involved inatimate objects and therefore didnt include the exchanging-info-deal (obv becuase guard rails/cumbys parking lot curbs/natic mall islands dont have licenses and registrations) so this was quite an experience. in true brin fashion i was looking in my bag for my lipgloss, fully unaware that the car was still moving since i had the camry-- in the trooper if your foot isnt on the gas, it doesnt go. this would seem like a basic concept but apparently nooo, in automatics you've gotta press the brake for it to stop. anywayss so i smash into a light blue audi driven by a suit-wearing business man with a forigen accent and quite an attitude. his parting words were, "my insurance agency will be in touch if i notice any damage in the daylight". uhh yeah, there was barely a scratch, and if he makes a deal out of it my fist will be 'in touch' with his fucking face.

also in completely unrelated news i took a first aid class tonight; so if you have frostbite, have been impaled with any kind of forigen object, are externally or internally bleeding, or have been biten/stung/poisoned, i am certified to help you.

take it easy