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[that_brin_chick]

today was HYSTERICAL.

b block, chemistry--

"im terrified that im going to be driving, and a squirrel will be on a telephone wire over the road, and then it will fall though the open sun roof and ATTACK"
-- allie keller on her greatest fear in life

c block, math--

"radians are for fat people"
-- jill mandrioli on why she refused to do the worksheet

after school, bus to softball--

allie-- "so brin, talked to daaavis lately?"
maggie-- "i saw him! he was wearing a hooters shirt..."
allie-- "haha davis was wearing a hooters shirt?!"
maggie-- "yeah DAIVS was wearing a HOOTERS shirt!"
allie-- "wait maggie...WHO was wearing WHAT?!"
(by now the entire bus was staring at me, and allie and maggie, who were yelling at the top of their lungs)
maggie--"DAVIS BARBER WAS WEARING A HOOTERS SHIRT!!!"
val--"DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BRIN AND DAVIS HAVE MATCHING HOOTERS SHIRTS?!"
jess--"WAIT brin and davis hooked up at hooters last night?!"
me-- "THATS RIGHT ME AND DAVIS HOOKED UP WHILE WEARING MATCHING SHIRTS IN HOOTERS LAST NIGHT"
maggie and allie-- "OHHHH SCANDELOUS!!!!"

and that was my wednesday.