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[that_bowtie]

[This man needs no introduction. But oh, oh he will give himself one hell of a first impression.]

HULLOOO FORTUNA! [This is a man, a young man in a bow tie and tweed and the intellectual, egotistical spark that could start a fire in a rainstorm.] That's where this is, yeah? [his face is pressed almost right up against the device, but he's also

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( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ because as if you could ever forget this voice ]

UNCLE BOB! YOU REMEMBER!

IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS BUT NOT AS GOOD.

[ watch as he blatantly ignores the dark expression. ]

( voice )

[that_bowtie]

[Good LORD.]

--America! ... Alfred? Alfred! I do remember!

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

Good! 'Cause lots of people come back, like Cas and Gamz, and they're like "who the fuck are you?" and I'm like "HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME?!" and it's just not chill.

( voice )

[that_bowtie]

Nah, how could I forget you? But I'd not hold that against them, you know. Seems like the gents running this little show aren't very good with consistency.

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

Gals, actually. Mostly. I think. Anyway, I know it ain't Cas and Gamzee's faults, it still sucks.

( voice )

[that_bowtie]

Gents. Ladies. So-called "scientists". [SCOFFING GOES HERE--

--but anyway.]

--Right, okay-- What's this I hear about a bomb? Different cities, strange things happening and... countries. Countries everywhere!

I've been gone nine months, so what's happened? Be a good lad and sum it up, like a-- like a movie trailer or something. I just need to get a vague idea of what's happened.

1/2 ( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

There was an atom bomb a while back. So far no one's reached out to me for an alliance, so I'm gonna guess it's no countries from Earth. That means it's either someone here--again, should be seeking me out sometime for arms treaties!--or it was accidental. ...It can be accidental. Maybe a goose triggered something.

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

Okay, picture this.

Light is scattered in the upper atmosphere--twilight, if you will--and in the dimmest light two people stand. One, a handsome country, one of the youngest of his world. The other? A vampire. They stare into each other's eyes and make promises of love, but little do they know of the trials that await them.

For a few months, everything seems perfect. Their love is like the calm waters of a lake. At twilight. Because that's when all the fish are out or something. And owls, because owls are cool.

BUT THEN the fog rolls in! The devilishly attractive yet brilliant country knows this is a sign of terrible things to come. He does his best to warn his vampire lover, but there's a catch, something the country isn't aware of. He doesn't know that the vampire is forced to obey the will of his boss, just like a country must abide by theirs. He only acts out of concern for their lives! But lack of sleep and mounting corpses makes his mind muddled, fear and anxiety churning in his stomach. Both misunderstanding the other and

( voice ) have another

[libertyfuckyeah]

ALSO IN THE SEQUEL ONE OF THEM GETS PREGNANT.

PROBABLY THE VAMPIRE.

( voice ) alskdjfalksdfs sobbing

[that_bowtie]

. . .

[wow.

Wow. That is just special.

The Doctor rolls his lips, silent.

Just.

Wow.]

've seen a lot of strange things in this universe--and I mean really really strange things--and you're near the top of that list.

Good job!

( voice ) what he doesn't include is that the baby will be a Husky puppy

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yay, I win!