'Du Bist Mein Schmetterling (You Are My Butterfly)' [Adam Lambert/Kris Allen]

[that_1_incident]

Title: 'Du Bist Mein Schmetterling (You Are My Butterfly)'
Author: that_1_incident
Fandom: American Idol
Rating: R
Warnings: Profanity, sexual themes
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen, with a special cameo by Major Dick Winters of "Band of Brothers" fame
Word Count: ~800
Summary: The life and times of Glambert and Kris.
Disclaimer: Kradam exists. It is (allegedly

Comments

[litterthisheart]

OH MY GOSH. I haven't read this yet but, DICK WINTERS! ♥

*reading now*

[that_1_incident]

=D As cameos go, I felt that was a pretty epic one. THANKS FOR THE WEEKEND <3

[litterthisheart]

Angst
GOOOOKEY! *shakes fist* But, aw! A kiss!

AU
Oh, dude! Kris would be such a pretty drag queen! We already know Adam looks hot in drag but Kris would be freaking gorgeous!

Crossover
*SPAZ ATTACK* Dick Winters makes everything 183% better. Trufax. Love the whole military/illicit gay affair thing.

First Time
That last line killed me. KRIS SAID NOTHING. (I wonder if Kris and Adam ever played gay chicken?)

Prelude to the first time
KRIS HAS STOLEN MY HEART WITH HIS SHAKY BUT DETERMINED VOICE.

Fluff
The best part is you didn't even have to make that up!

Genderswap
Excellent name choice here! Truly inspired.

Hurt/Comfort
I bet this is exactly what happened.

Smut
SOMETIMES YES ISN'T ENOUGH. I might randomly capslock that at you on Twitter sometimes now. Fair warning.

Marriage
HAHAHAHA. Getting married in a silver suit would be guache. Yes. And props for the use of the word "guache." That word is not used nearly enough

[that_1_incident]

Oh, do not shake your fist at Gtfokey! Look at him! Look at him! He's sexy! He loves you!

We discussed the whole Kristine-needs-to-be-canon thing AT LENGTH on Twitter already, but suffice to say this needs to happen. Glambeezy needs to make it so. It'll be a loooooooooong summer on that tour bus. What is a better boredom-buster than DRAG? NOTHING, that's what.

DICK WINTERS MAKES EVERYTHING 183% BETTER. AMEN, BILLY RAY.

YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART WITH YOUR SHAKY BUT DETERMINED RESPONSE.

The best part about the nail polish thing is that it is canon. LIKE ADAM'S FEELINGS FOR KRIS FLKJDAFKDAJLFKASJKFD HEARTS <3

Oh, but using "gauche" too often would be so gauche.

*draws hearts around you for this ridiculously lovely and thorough comment*

[noisyhearts]

“I can’t call you ‘Ginger’ forever,” Adam points out, tugging affectionately on a lock of his companion’s red hair.

I squealed with joy, not gonna lie, it was so undignified. MY FAVOURITE GINGERS <33

[that_1_incident]

Hahahaha, aw, well, I'm glad. YAY GINGERS.

[tristantrakand]

I'm quite sleepy, so I'm really, really sorry if this comment isn't as articulate as I want it to be.

I love these drabbles/shortfics. Self-contained universes that have infinite possibilities but work just as well on their own.

[that_1_incident]

Self-contained universes that have infinite possibilities but work just as well on their own.

Yes, that's exactly it! It's so hard to just write a paragraph or two and write everything you need to say without including unnecessary detail. I love it, though.

[that_1_incident]

BOB/AI is the future. Give in. Give in. It can't be more cracktastical than BOB/Disney. It can't =)

[021005]

Dick Winters + Adam Lambert = the most beautiful ginger babies EVER.

I don't know how I haven't commented this before, but LOVE.

[that_1_incident]

Oh my GOSH, ginger BABIES! Amy! That needs to happen.