twas my night before xmas
twas the night before christmas and all thru the crib, not a creature was stirring, my gun posted on ribs, the bullets are nestled all snug in the clip, whilst i literally shoot from the hip, my bitch in the sack n im posted here, my gun at my side and a bong and some beer, when out on the lawn i finally heard, the clatter of that big jolly turd, quietly i rose the gun scope at last, and capped that fat man in his big bulbas ass. the moon it shown brightly on all of the snow, and gave me opportunity to take him below, i locked him away temporarily see, to dispose of his reindeer to venicen meat. so now it is time to tend to the bastard, that fat muthafucka who angered me plastered. the reason to hate this holiday year, i will dispose of all holiday cheer. i took off his hat and laughed at his wound, then proceeded to cap that baffoon. no more dasher or dancer or prancer at all, i killed them i did happy holiday to all ;)