To Marty, Dann, Owen, and my motherfuckin' homeslice Emilie - fuckin' rock that shit!! Yeah, mothafuckahs!! I'm getting you pumped up so I spelled "motherfucker" two different ways. Just remember these words of wisdom:
"More than ever, the theatre is the lifeblood of a community. But it's more than that. It's all the fluids. Blood, semen, urine, and saliva. If I don't leave that combination of liquids in a puddle onstage after a performance, then I know I dropped the ball and let my audience down." - Julian Childs, Wigfield
I know you'll rock that bitch and make that bitch your bitch. You have to email me all about it later. Kick those asses and take those names. It's like you're there to do awesome comedy theatre and chew bubblegum, and you're all out of bubblegum.
you know, you are way too awesome to be my friend. it should be you and your talent up in there, not me. hopefully i want faint, fart, screw up lines, flat out forget lines or have a nervous breakdown and let everyone down. I am definitly the sticky, day-old semen that wigfield speaks of.
If it makes you feel better, the No Shame Theatre wizened council elders (the students who stayed to keep working in No Shame after they graduated) picked one of my pieces to be in a special Best of No Shame next week, so I get to do it again. It's not nearly as big as a Second City shindig, but it will be fun.
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"More than ever, the theatre is the lifeblood of a community. But it's more than that. It's all the fluids. Blood, semen, urine, and saliva. If I don't leave that combination of liquids in a puddle onstage after a performance, then I know I dropped the ball and let my audience down."
- Julian Childs, Wigfield
I know you'll rock that bitch and make that bitch your bitch. You have to email me all about it later. Kick those asses and take those names. It's like you're there to do awesome comedy theatre and chew bubblegum, and you're all out of bubblegum.
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