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KH RE:CODED GAMEPLAY LOG PT II - from wonderland to the very beginning of agrabah - adventures in capslock and several gifs under the cut. please watch your step; my gray matter is splattered all over the place. also this game is fucking precious.
okay so really quick because i'm playing part of this game while cooking spaghetti - i'm playing part of this game while cooking spaghetti so if there are any wonky parts during the transcription of this section it is because i am a classic goober and i left the pot on too long. so to speak.
- okee okee inkling time, let's get alice some bright sparkly
- 16 inklings to find… yes… :|a
- alice: ohh, whatever was my name? it's on the tip of my tongue…
d!sora: it's on the name of the inkling you dippy broad
- aw, d!sora. so friendly! "yep, yep!"
- aw hale our bro cheshire's back! WHAT UP
- the inklings are all over, sora. this is a platformer. this is inevitable.
- AH SHIIIIII POT'S BOILING BRB
- came back. hey, my spaghetti's named integral. should i really be thinking about calculus while nomming on a yummy plate of puttanesca? branders, check yoselves.
- d!sora: … yeeeeeeeah okay that just means they're everywhere OKAY LET'S GOOOOOO
- OR NOT HI ORG COAT MAN THING
- OH GOD WHY DOES IT HURT ALL THE TIME it hurts it hurts it hurts SCREAM I HAVE MIDOL OKAY DO YOU WANT IT YOU CAN TAKE IT BRO
- you… said it, sora. :|
- d!sora: so why does this guy keep talking about my dark scary destiny all the time?
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora: WHO GIVES A FUCK :D
- his priorities are beautiful :')
- so i guess we're ending up in the queen's gaaaAAAAAAR THIS FUCKING MAZE
- so he gets threatened with decapitation and his reaction is "aw, sheesh…"
- … and he goes for it anyway. :D decapitation ain't that bad!
- just… blowing through this, man. :| /gets caught a billion times, gives not a fuck
- oh hey big room let's jump on lily pads and give further less of fucks :)
- … another maze. another. maze.
- /preemptively flipping a table
- oh hey big room with heartless. :| /kills shit
- … AHAHAHAHAHAAH DOORKNOB. sora does make for a pretty funny doorknob, at that.
- Yes, d!Sora. it talks.
- /derps around with melding before entering le room of bug
- … oh, hey, we're betting on shit now? sweet, i like this. /PUTS IN ALL THE BETS, GIVES NOT A FUCK
- UH-UH NOT ONE OF THE BLOCKY MONSTERS AGAIN FUCK YOU scream
- okay, out the room and let's see what's happening out
SHIT THEY'RE FUCKIN' EVERYWHERE
- "yeesh"
- OKay okay sob let's just go find the god damn bug room sobbbb
- i am embarrassed to say how long it took to find this room so i won't and say that i just found it and that's that DON'T JUDGE
- doop doop back out we gooo and everything's fixed! GETTING CAUGHT A MILLION MORE TIMES BEFORE GOING INTO THE NEXT ROOM…
- … which is just the clearing. huuuuh. :| okay let's go into this room then
- WHOA THAT'S KIND OF EERIE WHAT ARE THOSE
- OH THEY'RE JUST
teleporty thingies
oh hey this is a pretty cool maze derp derp derp /gets everything, gives not a fuck
- nnnnext room… is apparently just the forest room? :|a aight.
- doop doop back to the clearing… uh… have we gone everywhere yet
- APPARENTLY NOT there was a room in the hedge maze we missed? /goes in…
- TEA PARTY BITCHES *^*b
- okay, beat up everything, pretty sweet, doop doop doop…
- … aaaand apparently we don't have the right memory for the white rabbit? :\ huh. i do like his dialogue for the wrong memory though… what a snarker. :> /goes back… out…
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oh my god why would you even do that FUCK YOU NOMURA
okay so yeah the card soldiers are patrolling uh like really fast why why why why
- okay i got past them THANK GOD THEIR PATROL PATHS ARE SO REGULAR FUCKING SOB
- i will never complain about patrolling mooks again. never.
- here's your fucking memory rabbit. NOW GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
- i like this game. :>
- okay so long story short uh I GOT ALL THE INKLINGS. :> go me.
- and i unlocked high jump but uh no one cares about that :D
- OKAY ALICE IT'S UP TO YOU NOW GUUUURL
- okay so this is basically retelling alice in wonderland via alice's shitty memory YES LET'S DO DIS SHIT
- BALLIN. YEAAAAH. we got dis shit
- can i just mention that this game has some CLASSY WRITING? *^* daaaayum i want whatever this team was smoking.
- WOOT extra bling for being thorough :>
- … PAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD ALICE YOU SO SMOOTH. why are you so baller. slkdfkls PRINCESS OF HEART, GIVES NOT A FUCK!!!!
and d!sora is just like… OH MY GOD DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN. :| he's clearly not as baller as small English schoolgirls.
- oh hey it's this guy it hurts it hurts
- true memories? so is this guy like OOH AAAH SECRETLY I KNOW ALL THE THINGS :|
- as a side note, I love d!sora's DNW position… skdlf it's fucking hilarity. you really get a sense that THIS IS NOT A GOOD PLAN AND YOU SHOULD STOP
- Oh shit CoM flashback NO ONE STOLE ANYONE'S MEMORIES OKAY
- and exeeeuuuuunt alice. :D later girl!
- doop doop doop HERE WE GO INTO KEYHOLE…
- INCEPTIOOOOOOON
- … yeah seriously where are we :|
- gained… new powers? uh what
- whoa okay whoa WHOA WHOA INSTRUCTIONS THERE ARE SUDDENLY MANY OF THEM WHAT IS…
- … /just. absorbs as much as possible. then starts sob.
- … AAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS SUDDENLY A RAIL SHOOTER OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK THIS GAME IS THE MOST AMAZING THING
- AND SUDDENLY IT'S TRICKMASTER TIME AFKLJIOWEJFIO
- AHAHAHA RUNN LITTLE MIDGET RUNNNN
- alksfjk OH SHIT STAGE 2
- KLASDJFIOWEFJIO STAGE STOP FUCKING TILTING SLDKJFAIJEFOIAWEJF SHIT SHITS HITSITHIS
- oh. okay okay. trickmaster hi :>
- oh come on it can't be that easy WHOA WHAT DID JUST
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oh shit why WHY WHYW Y
- oh my god we're flipping over and over why is this happening sob THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KH GAME
- oh don't tell me
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR AIWJFEJIOAWEFIJOWAEIO SOBBIG
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
- so technically this is the best interface screw ever because yeah. yeah. you will be turning your ds over and over and over around to beat trickmaster. it fucking turns the screen fucking sobbing
oh my god guys this is so much fucking fun you have no idea
- me: /flipping over the ds
roomie: ... uh... are you still playing kh?
me: uh... huh... /mashing like crazy
roomie:
roomie:
roomie: are you sure
- BEAT THAT SHIT DOWN FUCK YES
- …
wait what is the red queen forgetting? :|…
- inserting another chzo mythos reference here and mooooving on
- oh hey it's this douche again :|
- … this world has been connected? what does jiminy's journal have a heart now
- memory and reality stand tied? well… when forgetting someone in this world can literally make them disappear, i guess they have a point. :|
- … uh. the truth?
- but we killed the org so that can't be
- wait who is that
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oh my god
riku is. jiminy's journal.
and
they're all digital
and sora busted down the door
and i was just
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… okay riku being really efficient and data-like is really kind of hot
- oh fuck a hacker sldkjfaoiwefjowe
- okay… who's attacking the data??
- oh my god
- lololololol d!sora has no idea what's going on and he's still like :D OKAY LET'S HELP MY FRIENDS :> oh my god what a retard
okay brb coding all of that keysmashing up there and… going through a summary of my thoughts through it slkdjf
- okay. so. king and co were looking at the new entry, trying to figure out what it means. they hear a banging at the door. d!sora. walks. in. my brain just kind of like. explodes. (there's a bit right here where he just kind of like derp derp derps his way in and like really shyly closes the door after practically kicking it open klsdjal SO CUTE) and they're just. staring at each other
then they look at the feed from the tv which is looking at sora's current location. which is focused on them. from the left. they look to their left. org guy is standing there. he flickers, then… SUDDENLY RIKU. who's actually jiminy's journal?? and they're actually inside the computer and this game is fucking hilarious and my mind was just. blown so hard ahahaha.
fucking a would scream again
- oh is it time for olympus okay
- … aw, journal. :> not ruining sora's delicate illusions. good for him. :>
- "Heh. Bug Spray." :> okay… jiminy's journal is actually super nice. AND WAY DIFFERENT FROM RIKU. Well… not way efficient? Just really efficient… and with a more paternal feel. Less personal, but still with a gentle side? idek i like him. :)
- … an emulated version of this world's data. HOW IS THIS GAME SO NERDY AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME
- "Go save the world, hero." … why am i getting a jiminy's journal character analysis going on in my head. why. WHY.
- some… kid with stupid shoes and hair. and a giant key. :D
- … wait this is early WHAT WHAT IS GOING ON ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING… um. what…?
- oh cool so it's like we've got someone out there shedding paper like dandruff
superduper :D
- … AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA THE DIALOGUE IS GLITCHING OUT TOO FUCK THIS GAME IS AWESOME
- … okay a lot of words WHAT IS GOING ON
- /absorbing, moving on with life
-
AND SUDDENLY KINGDOM HEARTS IS A TURN BASED RPG
oh my god. oh my god.
- oh it's kind of like… super mario rpg. or xenogears or the legend of dragoon if i want to stick to games i've actually played. timing based rpg mechanics… me like. :D
- doop doop doop /clears out rooms gives not a fuck
- OH HEY SUP HADES HOW YOU DOIN
- aaaaand herc. :> dis is gon be funnn
- by the way BOILING POINT IS AWESOME AND HE SHOULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT USING IT SLKDJF
- … LKJSDFLKJASKLFALKSDF A LOT OF PAPER. A LOT OF PAPER. d-sora why are you so god damn funny
- … we're running into cloud again aren't we. GOD DAMN IT CLOUD STRIFE STOP THAT
- doop doop doop /clearing out rooms
- oh hey wall……….. oh geez fine ignore my high jump SEE IF I CURR :(
- doop doop doop OH GOD WALL EXPLOS- oh hi herc :D
- doop doop doop battle desu
- SORA AND HERC - KICKING ASS, TAKING NAMES, BURSTING THROUGH WALLS LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN
- … licenses? o… kay….
- doop doop doop floor the next SORRY NOT MUCH TO SAY but this level is super fun :>
- AHAHAHAHA "check the tutorial… whatever that means!" LAKSJDFASDF THIS KH GAME HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOR HANDS DOWN. NO CONTEST.
- saaave and gooooo
- AHAHAHA HI THERE CLOUD WHAT IS UP MY MAN are you going to hurt us again
gdi cloud stop wanting things that we can give you at the wrong time in a way that could hurt us deeply sdljkfa
- OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT VORTEX THING
SHHHHHHHIIIIII OH MY GOD I DIED. I DIED BECAUSE THERE WAS A VORTEX THING WHAT THE FUCK
- /comes back, kicks its asssssss
- oh hi cloud
cloud
:( for once, can we not fight you in a kh game? please?
- OH MY FUCK OMNISLASH SLDKJFAS ;;
- had to go through that battle like… three times. :( on the bright side, LICENSES ARE AWESOME
- yes cloud. you got punk'd. again.
also, "pinecone in your pita" is an excellent line and i will strive to use it in my daily vocabulary
- hades has got it down man. spikes do indeed mean an alarming lack of intelligence on the hero's part.
- okay next floor doop dee doop
- just so you know, HERC'S ZERO TO HERO IS PRETTY BADASS TOO god why is turn based combat in kh working so well
- oh hi cloud let me just rescue you there
- doop dee doop dee doop
- FUCK STAY STILL
- oh okay there we go HI CLOUD HI JOIN OUR CREW… /BREATHES ON
- :( yeah, cloud. stop being such a god damn tsundere.
and stop mocking my habits sdlkfj
- :( big doors mean bad thing coming. LET'S DO DIS SHIT…
- … what is this place……..
- … heheheh. train reference. :') oh cloud.
- hiii cerberusssss
wait what cloud's heard his name before…? by reputation?
- "Uh, Sora, stop talking." AHAHAHAHAHA HERC A+
- BASS BOTTLE WHOOP WHOOP
- okay so random question just before we go in - if you need a keyblade to enter these spaces, how did Herc, Cloud, and Hades get in here? :|
- OKAY NOW STARTO
- AHAHAHAHA CLOUD… STOP MAKING SO MANY OBLIQUE REFERENCES LASKDJFA
- WOOHOO LICENSES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER. AND. OMNISLASH. *^*b
but it can't be that easy. this is a kh game.
- of course it's never that easy.
- going home? cloud needs to go home? FUCK CLOUD SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS GOING ON BRO.
- Hades: still the best Disney villain. ever.
- you know, i'm gonna have to say that i'm going to miss this combat once this world is over. :( this was a super fun level, i don't even
- SWEET got him on the first try. *^*b thank fuck for licenses, seriously. /SPAMMED THEM LIKE FUCK AHAHAHAAH
- oh sweet got magnet and olympia :)b that was productive.
- … "Oh ye of little faith." gotta remember to use that one sometime. :D sora, why are you so lovable. and snarky. snarksnarksnark
- … what the fuck is a schlimazel DID THEY GET THE SAME WRITER ON THIS GAME AS THEY DID FOR BBS??? shit i fucking love this writer whoever they are alkjds
- "Hero To Be". Oh, Sora. You never gonna hit the big leagues. XD
- Yeesh Count: 3
- … DATA RECOVERY AT 10%??? what. seriously. AFTER ALL THAT WE'RE ONLY AT 10%!? :|!!!!
- from inside the journal's mind…? I guess I get it. :|
- so we're basically debugging d!riku's head. hang on, let me get the lice comb...
- so we're basically looking through the journal's memories? ooook…ay? sounds reasonable. i mean, this is kingdom hearts, i don't play these games for logic.
- oh hey who's dow
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- oh lawd
- and now we're after pete. ehehehe
- and now we're in agrabah and now this is hilarious pete seriously what are you doing in here
- INFO: See if anyone is in town!
d!sora: /... looks to his right.
vendor: /there
d!sora:
d!sora: the prompter for this game is a dumbass
aaaand this seems like a good place to stop for tonight. :D thoughts!
I am… really liking this game so far. I got it fully intending not to appreciate it for its merits as a game, but… I can't help but have fun with this game. This seems to be shaping up to be, so far, a game of throwaway ideas and half finished plotlines, stacked up on top of each other and served as a layer cake. And it's surprisingly palatable! It really appeals to me as a gamer and a person; not only did the team expand into genres that they haven't really experimented with yet, like side scrollers and rail shooters, they've also timed each level so an ADD player like me doesn't lose interest in the mechanics of the new level. It's fresh every time, and i can really dig my teeth into that. It's slowly but surely usurping my beloved CoM's spot as the KH game with the most interesting gameplay, that's for sure. Plus, it's fun! Sometimes it controls like shit, but it's definitely worth a play. AND. And. The writing and acting in this game is just fucking stellar. I simply cannot get enough of how well written the KH games seem to be lately; they've got a really dedicated writing/localization team over there, and it shows. The conversations are bright and lively and witty, and it really helps carry the tone of the game. It seems like everyone on every side of the board had fun making this game, and even though it's a little messy in presentation… well, I don't mind a bit of messy. :D
OKAY CRASHING. If I could finish this game by tomorrow, that would be swell. :D
okay so really quick because i'm playing part of this game while cooking spaghetti - i'm playing part of this game while cooking spaghetti so if there are any wonky parts during the transcription of this section it is because i am a classic goober and i left the pot on too long. so to speak.
- okee okee inkling time, let's get alice some bright sparkly
- 16 inklings to find… yes… :|a
- alice: ohh, whatever was my name? it's on the tip of my tongue…
d!sora: it's on the name of the inkling you dippy broad
- aw, d!sora. so friendly! "yep, yep!"
- aw hale our bro cheshire's back! WHAT UP
- the inklings are all over, sora. this is a platformer. this is inevitable.
- AH SHIIIIII POT'S BOILING BRB
- came back. hey, my spaghetti's named integral. should i really be thinking about calculus while nomming on a yummy plate of puttanesca? branders, check yoselves.
- d!sora: … yeeeeeeeah okay that just means they're everywhere OKAY LET'S GOOOOOO
- OR NOT HI ORG COAT MAN THING
- OH GOD WHY DOES IT HURT ALL THE TIME it hurts it hurts it hurts SCREAM I HAVE MIDOL OKAY DO YOU WANT IT YOU CAN TAKE IT BRO
- you… said it, sora. :|
- d!sora: so why does this guy keep talking about my dark scary destiny all the time?
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora:
d!sora: WHO GIVES A FUCK :D
- his priorities are beautiful :')
- so i guess we're ending up in the queen's gaaaAAAAAAR THIS FUCKING MAZE
- so he gets threatened with decapitation and his reaction is "aw, sheesh…"
- … and he goes for it anyway. :D decapitation ain't that bad!
- just… blowing through this, man. :| /gets caught a billion times, gives not a fuck
- oh hey big room let's jump on lily pads and give further less of fucks :)
- … another maze. another. maze.
- /preemptively flipping a table
- oh hey big room with heartless. :| /kills shit
- … AHAHAHAHAHAAH DOORKNOB. sora does make for a pretty funny doorknob, at that.
- Yes, d!Sora. it talks.
- /derps around with melding before entering le room of bug
- … oh, hey, we're betting on shit now? sweet, i like this. /PUTS IN ALL THE BETS, GIVES NOT A FUCK
- UH-UH NOT ONE OF THE BLOCKY MONSTERS AGAIN FUCK YOU scream
- okay, out the room and let's see what's happening out
SHIT THEY'RE FUCKIN' EVERYWHERE
- "yeesh"
- OKay okay sob let's just go find the god damn bug room sobbbb
- i am embarrassed to say how long it took to find this room so i won't and say that i just found it and that's that DON'T JUDGE
- doop doop back out we gooo and everything's fixed! GETTING CAUGHT A MILLION MORE TIMES BEFORE GOING INTO THE NEXT ROOM…
- … which is just the clearing. huuuuh. :| okay let's go into this room then
- WHOA THAT'S KIND OF EERIE WHAT ARE THOSE
- OH THEY'RE JUST
teleporty thingies
oh hey this is a pretty cool maze derp derp derp /gets everything, gives not a fuck
- nnnnext room… is apparently just the forest room? :|a aight.
- doop doop back to the clearing… uh… have we gone everywhere yet
- APPARENTLY NOT there was a room in the hedge maze we missed? /goes in…
- TEA PARTY BITCHES *^*b
- okay, beat up everything, pretty sweet, doop doop doop…
- … aaaand apparently we don't have the right memory for the white rabbit? :\ huh. i do like his dialogue for the wrong memory though… what a snarker. :> /goes back… out…
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oh my god why would you even do that FUCK YOU NOMURA
okay so yeah the card soldiers are patrolling uh like really fast why why why why
- okay i got past them THANK GOD THEIR PATROL PATHS ARE SO REGULAR FUCKING SOB
- i will never complain about patrolling mooks again. never.
- here's your fucking memory rabbit. NOW GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
- i like this game. :>
- okay so long story short uh I GOT ALL THE INKLINGS. :> go me.
- and i unlocked high jump but uh no one cares about that :D
- OKAY ALICE IT'S UP TO YOU NOW GUUUURL
- okay so this is basically retelling alice in wonderland via alice's shitty memory YES LET'S DO DIS SHIT
- BALLIN. YEAAAAH. we got dis shit
- can i just mention that this game has some CLASSY WRITING? *^* daaaayum i want whatever this team was smoking.
- WOOT extra bling for being thorough :>
- … PAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD ALICE YOU SO SMOOTH. why are you so baller. slkdfkls PRINCESS OF HEART, GIVES NOT A FUCK!!!!
and d!sora is just like… OH MY GOD DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN. :| he's clearly not as baller as small English schoolgirls.
- oh hey it's this guy it hurts it hurts
- true memories? so is this guy like OOH AAAH SECRETLY I KNOW ALL THE THINGS :|
- as a side note, I love d!sora's DNW position… skdlf it's fucking hilarity. you really get a sense that THIS IS NOT A GOOD PLAN AND YOU SHOULD STOP
- Oh shit CoM flashback NO ONE STOLE ANYONE'S MEMORIES OKAY
- and exeeeuuuuunt alice. :D later girl!
- doop doop doop HERE WE GO INTO KEYHOLE…
- INCEPTIOOOOOOON
- … yeah seriously where are we :|
- gained… new powers? uh what
- whoa okay whoa WHOA WHOA INSTRUCTIONS THERE ARE SUDDENLY MANY OF THEM WHAT IS…
- … /just. absorbs as much as possible. then starts sob.
- … AAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS SUDDENLY A RAIL SHOOTER OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK THIS GAME IS THE MOST AMAZING THING
- AND SUDDENLY IT'S TRICKMASTER TIME AFKLJIOWEJFIO
- AHAHAHA RUNN LITTLE MIDGET RUNNNN
- alksfjk OH SHIT STAGE 2
- KLASDJFIOWEFJIO STAGE STOP FUCKING TILTING SLDKJFAIJEFOIAWEJF SHIT SHITS HITSITHIS
- oh. okay okay. trickmaster hi :>
- oh come on it can't be that easy WHOA WHAT DID JUST
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- oh my god we're flipping over and over why is this happening sob THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KH GAME
- oh don't tell me
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
- so technically this is the best interface screw ever because yeah. yeah. you will be turning your ds over and over and over around to beat trickmaster. it fucking turns the screen fucking sobbing
oh my god guys this is so much fucking fun you have no idea
- me: /flipping over the ds
roomie: ... uh... are you still playing kh?
me: uh... huh... /mashing like crazy
roomie:
roomie:
roomie: are you sure
- BEAT THAT SHIT DOWN FUCK YES
- …
wait what is the red queen forgetting? :|…
- inserting another chzo mythos reference here and mooooving on
- oh hey it's this douche again :|
- … this world has been connected? what does jiminy's journal have a heart now
- memory and reality stand tied? well… when forgetting someone in this world can literally make them disappear, i guess they have a point. :|
- … uh. the truth?
- but we killed the org so that can't be
- wait who is that
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okay. okay. so. um.
oh my god
riku is. jiminy's journal.
and
they're all digital
and sora busted down the door
and i was just
really
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surprised
… okay riku being really efficient and data-like is really kind of hot
- oh fuck a hacker sldkjfaoiwefjowe
- okay… who's attacking the data??
- oh my god
- lololololol d!sora has no idea what's going on and he's still like :D OKAY LET'S HELP MY FRIENDS :> oh my god what a retard
okay brb coding all of that keysmashing up there and… going through a summary of my thoughts through it slkdjf
- okay. so. king and co were looking at the new entry, trying to figure out what it means. they hear a banging at the door. d!sora. walks. in. my brain just kind of like. explodes. (there's a bit right here where he just kind of like derp derp derps his way in and like really shyly closes the door after practically kicking it open klsdjal SO CUTE) and they're just. staring at each other
then they look at the feed from the tv which is looking at sora's current location. which is focused on them. from the left. they look to their left. org guy is standing there. he flickers, then… SUDDENLY RIKU. who's actually jiminy's journal?? and they're actually inside the computer and this game is fucking hilarious and my mind was just. blown so hard ahahaha.
fucking a would scream again
- oh is it time for olympus okay
- … aw, journal. :> not ruining sora's delicate illusions. good for him. :>
- "Heh. Bug Spray." :> okay… jiminy's journal is actually super nice. AND WAY DIFFERENT FROM RIKU. Well… not way efficient? Just really efficient… and with a more paternal feel. Less personal, but still with a gentle side? idek i like him. :)
- … an emulated version of this world's data. HOW IS THIS GAME SO NERDY AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME
- "Go save the world, hero." … why am i getting a jiminy's journal character analysis going on in my head. why. WHY.
- some… kid with stupid shoes and hair. and a giant key. :D
- … wait this is early WHAT WHAT IS GOING ON ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING… um. what…?
- oh cool so it's like we've got someone out there shedding paper like dandruff
superduper :D
- … AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA THE DIALOGUE IS GLITCHING OUT TOO FUCK THIS GAME IS AWESOME
- … okay a lot of words WHAT IS GOING ON
- /absorbing, moving on with life
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AND SUDDENLY KINGDOM HEARTS IS A TURN BASED RPG
oh my god. oh my god.
- oh it's kind of like… super mario rpg. or xenogears or the legend of dragoon if i want to stick to games i've actually played. timing based rpg mechanics… me like. :D
- doop doop doop /clears out rooms gives not a fuck
- OH HEY SUP HADES HOW YOU DOIN
- aaaaand herc. :> dis is gon be funnn
- by the way BOILING POINT IS AWESOME AND HE SHOULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT USING IT SLKDJF
- … LKJSDFLKJASKLFALKSDF A LOT OF PAPER. A LOT OF PAPER. d-sora why are you so god damn funny
- … we're running into cloud again aren't we. GOD DAMN IT CLOUD STRIFE STOP THAT
- doop doop doop /clearing out rooms
- oh hey wall……….. oh geez fine ignore my high jump SEE IF I CURR :(
- doop doop doop OH GOD WALL EXPLOS- oh hi herc :D
- doop doop doop battle desu
- SORA AND HERC - KICKING ASS, TAKING NAMES, BURSTING THROUGH WALLS LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN
- … licenses? o… kay….
- doop doop doop floor the next SORRY NOT MUCH TO SAY but this level is super fun :>
- AHAHAHAHA "check the tutorial… whatever that means!" LAKSJDFASDF THIS KH GAME HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOR HANDS DOWN. NO CONTEST.
- saaave and gooooo
- AHAHAHA HI THERE CLOUD WHAT IS UP MY MAN are you going to hurt us again
gdi cloud stop wanting things that we can give you at the wrong time in a way that could hurt us deeply sdljkfa
- OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT VORTEX THING
SHHHHHHHIIIIII OH MY GOD I DIED. I DIED BECAUSE THERE WAS A VORTEX THING WHAT THE FUCK
- /comes back, kicks its asssssss
- oh hi cloud
cloud
:( for once, can we not fight you in a kh game? please?
- OH MY FUCK OMNISLASH SLDKJFAS ;;
- had to go through that battle like… three times. :( on the bright side, LICENSES ARE AWESOME
- yes cloud. you got punk'd. again.
also, "pinecone in your pita" is an excellent line and i will strive to use it in my daily vocabulary
- hades has got it down man. spikes do indeed mean an alarming lack of intelligence on the hero's part.
- okay next floor doop dee doop
- just so you know, HERC'S ZERO TO HERO IS PRETTY BADASS TOO god why is turn based combat in kh working so well
- oh hi cloud let me just rescue you there
- doop dee doop dee doop
- FUCK STAY STILL
- oh okay there we go HI CLOUD HI JOIN OUR CREW… /BREATHES ON
- :( yeah, cloud. stop being such a god damn tsundere.
and stop mocking my habits sdlkfj
- :( big doors mean bad thing coming. LET'S DO DIS SHIT…
- … what is this place……..
- … heheheh. train reference. :') oh cloud.
- hiii cerberusssss
wait what cloud's heard his name before…? by reputation?
- "Uh, Sora, stop talking." AHAHAHAHAHA HERC A+
- BASS BOTTLE WHOOP WHOOP
- okay so random question just before we go in - if you need a keyblade to enter these spaces, how did Herc, Cloud, and Hades get in here? :|
- OKAY NOW STARTO
- AHAHAHAHA CLOUD… STOP MAKING SO MANY OBLIQUE REFERENCES LASKDJFA
- WOOHOO LICENSES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER. AND. OMNISLASH. *^*b
but it can't be that easy. this is a kh game.
- of course it's never that easy.
- going home? cloud needs to go home? FUCK CLOUD SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS GOING ON BRO.
- Hades: still the best Disney villain. ever.
- you know, i'm gonna have to say that i'm going to miss this combat once this world is over. :( this was a super fun level, i don't even
- SWEET got him on the first try. *^*b thank fuck for licenses, seriously. /SPAMMED THEM LIKE FUCK AHAHAHAAH
- oh sweet got magnet and olympia :)b that was productive.
- … "Oh ye of little faith." gotta remember to use that one sometime. :D sora, why are you so lovable. and snarky. snarksnarksnark
- … what the fuck is a schlimazel DID THEY GET THE SAME WRITER ON THIS GAME AS THEY DID FOR BBS??? shit i fucking love this writer whoever they are alkjds
- "Hero To Be". Oh, Sora. You never gonna hit the big leagues. XD
- Yeesh Count: 3
- … DATA RECOVERY AT 10%??? what. seriously. AFTER ALL THAT WE'RE ONLY AT 10%!? :|!!!!
- from inside the journal's mind…? I guess I get it. :|
- so we're basically debugging d!riku's head. hang on, let me get the lice comb...
- so we're basically looking through the journal's memories? ooook…ay? sounds reasonable. i mean, this is kingdom hearts, i don't play these games for logic.
- oh hey who's dow
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- oh lawd
- and now we're after pete. ehehehe
- and now we're in agrabah and now this is hilarious pete seriously what are you doing in here
- INFO: See if anyone is in town!
d!sora: /... looks to his right.
vendor: /there
d!sora:
d!sora: the prompter for this game is a dumbass
aaaand this seems like a good place to stop for tonight. :D thoughts!
I am… really liking this game so far. I got it fully intending not to appreciate it for its merits as a game, but… I can't help but have fun with this game. This seems to be shaping up to be, so far, a game of throwaway ideas and half finished plotlines, stacked up on top of each other and served as a layer cake. And it's surprisingly palatable! It really appeals to me as a gamer and a person; not only did the team expand into genres that they haven't really experimented with yet, like side scrollers and rail shooters, they've also timed each level so an ADD player like me doesn't lose interest in the mechanics of the new level. It's fresh every time, and i can really dig my teeth into that. It's slowly but surely usurping my beloved CoM's spot as the KH game with the most interesting gameplay, that's for sure. Plus, it's fun! Sometimes it controls like shit, but it's definitely worth a play. AND. And. The writing and acting in this game is just fucking stellar. I simply cannot get enough of how well written the KH games seem to be lately; they've got a really dedicated writing/localization team over there, and it shows. The conversations are bright and lively and witty, and it really helps carry the tone of the game. It seems like everyone on every side of the board had fun making this game, and even though it's a little messy in presentation… well, I don't mind a bit of messy. :D
OKAY CRASHING. If I could finish this game by tomorrow, that would be swell. :D