I WANT TO HAVE A BABY~

[thanks4smokin]

I have a new ship. It's quite disturbing, and I suspect I'm the only fangirl... ~

OSCAR WILDE X ERNEST HEMINGWAY!

Why, may you ask? It's something a little long and complicated, in fact. But it's logical!

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[obseletevulture]

HA!
OH YES.

Of course they would have had a lot of stylistic differences.
Wilde: How DARE you rememove that portion of art from my writing!
Hemmingway: but you're using just way too many words, Oscar!

XD

[thanks4smokin]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truth is, Oscar always wanted to marry a man named Ernest ;3 rawr!

[obseletevulture]

Sweet jumpin Jillybeans! Did I actually forget to make an "Importance of Being Earnest" reference? I must be losing my edge!

But the point is, I agree--as though those two could be any more meant for one another. (Stylistic differences aside--which would be hysterical to see them fight about...)

But even if they did break up, it would be wonderful for the literary world. Wilde would go off and write a big scathing angsty thing of a hundred pages or so in which he'd deplore Hemmingway for being bad for his art, bad for his wallet, a searingly bad muse, and also tell him his family sucks too--all that cheese.

Hemmingway would go off and write something about being heartbroken too, but he'd only take about 55 words to do it and in the mean time, he'd probably absinthe himself up and write something about abortion and old shoes.

Then they'd send it to one another, and each one would get annoyed and start correcting like crazy...

It would be wonderful.

Someone needs to photoshop a banner... O_O

[thanks4smokin]

ABORTION AND OLD SHOES! LOL you kill me! ♥

Still, I believe Hemingway deserves to be Oscar's partner more than Bosie does :/ hum *hates Bosie*

I would love to make a banner, but you know, all the OscarxBosie blink blink and glitter in wilde_century has left me bliiiiiiiind! It's really funny, they're so gangsta, and Oscar is totally a pimp.

[obseletevulture]

*actually doesn't understand as much Hemmingway as she wishes she did but still thinks those two would have had one Hell of a time and helped the literary world tremendously together* Hee. ~<3
Oh yes, undoubtably those two are meant for one another... And please, Bosie's a brat. I've actually looked over his poetry, and while it doesn't exactly suck as bad as I wish it did (Or probably at bad as Oscar wishes it did for that matter...) it's not exactly great.

All the glitter is fabulous I thought. The only thing we can do now, is show them how to do it RIGHT. And present faultless logic, starting with Hemmingway's first name. ^_^;;