After browsing the Village Hat Shop website....

[thane_of_glamis]

If you loved me, you'd buy me one of the following:

http://www.villagehatshop.com/wool_derby.html
http://www.villagehatshop.com/product997.html (in white or light gray)
http://www.villagehatshop.com/biltmore_homburg.html
http://www.villagehatshop.com/product152.html

I'm a 7 1/4, which translates to a large. And I'm poor. Now's your chance to prove your love!