Because it had to be done...
Well, this seemed like a fun idea, so I've stolen it from Marge.
The CSB drinking game
Comp Sci:
1. You misuse a pointer.
2. Said misuse causes a Bus error/ seg fault
3. You fix said fatal error in
.... 1 try
.... 3 tries
.... 5 tries
....10 tries?
.... oh fuck it. (you write code twice as long to remove the pointer.)
4. You attempt to fix a minor flaw, which generates a much bigger flaw.
5. That flaw is that your program just stopped working at all.
6. You spend an hour going over your program, wondering where the mistake is.
7. You find it, and its a mistake so simple you want to hit yourself.
... It requires 1 character change to fix.
8. That midnight deadline you swore you'd make comes, goes and passes.
9. And the second one.
10. Your professor displays his powers as a god of programming.
11. You realize that a straight CS/CE knows twice as much as you.
12. They're younger than you.
13. You generate code/an error that makes even your professor wonder what you did.
14. ... in doing so they say "that's interesting" or "oh i see"
15. Teacher talks about the Big O. Or that friends have access to your private areas.
16. You take a course with Hillman. Drink to make the pain of spending over 3000$ on this course.
Business
1. You realize you're with the business students. They don't need a reason to drink.
2. Half asleep in a class, you still manage to understand something before the rest of the class.
... and you didn't read the book.
... and you missed half the classes.
... its a concept you learned in high school.
3. Several people don't get a concept that forms the basis of the course.
... and it was the focus of 1-3 courses before this.
4. The average test grade is a B-. The class complains this was a hard ass test.
... And the teacher curves/ makes the next test much easier
5. You realize that your GPA would rise by .5 or more if you were a straight business major
... And you could graduate in 3 years
... With that minor in a completely unrelated field (Comp Sci)
6. Someone complains about this being a 'hard' course. It's the easiest one you're taking this semester.
7. Someone complains about their work load. It's 16 credits or less.
8. An accounting professor adds up (multiplies) a long string of numbers (a difficult fraction of a number) in seconds
9. You wonder how some of these people will get through life.
... and realize the answer is "quite successfully"
The CSB drinking game
Comp Sci:
1. You misuse a pointer.
2. Said misuse causes a Bus error/ seg fault
3. You fix said fatal error in
.... 1 try
.... 3 tries
.... 5 tries
....10 tries?
.... oh fuck it. (you write code twice as long to remove the pointer.)
4. You attempt to fix a minor flaw, which generates a much bigger flaw.
5. That flaw is that your program just stopped working at all.
6. You spend an hour going over your program, wondering where the mistake is.
7. You find it, and its a mistake so simple you want to hit yourself.
... It requires 1 character change to fix.
8. That midnight deadline you swore you'd make comes, goes and passes.
9. And the second one.
10. Your professor displays his powers as a god of programming.
11. You realize that a straight CS/CE knows twice as much as you.
12. They're younger than you.
13. You generate code/an error that makes even your professor wonder what you did.
14. ... in doing so they say "that's interesting" or "oh i see"
15. Teacher talks about the Big O. Or that friends have access to your private areas.
16. You take a course with Hillman. Drink to make the pain of spending over 3000$ on this course.
Business
1. You realize you're with the business students. They don't need a reason to drink.
2. Half asleep in a class, you still manage to understand something before the rest of the class.
... and you didn't read the book.
... and you missed half the classes.
... its a concept you learned in high school.
3. Several people don't get a concept that forms the basis of the course.
... and it was the focus of 1-3 courses before this.
4. The average test grade is a B-. The class complains this was a hard ass test.
... And the teacher curves/ makes the next test much easier
5. You realize that your GPA would rise by .5 or more if you were a straight business major
... And you could graduate in 3 years
... With that minor in a completely unrelated field (Comp Sci)
6. Someone complains about this being a 'hard' course. It's the easiest one you're taking this semester.
7. Someone complains about their work load. It's 16 credits or less.
8. An accounting professor adds up (multiplies) a long string of numbers (a difficult fraction of a number) in seconds
9. You wonder how some of these people will get through life.
... and realize the answer is "quite successfully"