So because i know more than a few people who tend not to think sometimes... or tend to be overly tired when they wake up in the morning...
http://blog.spywareguide.com/2006/09/aim_pipeline_worm_uses_modular.html I doubt most of you will read that, but its apparently quite nasty.
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
For pirate's day, the update journal is "update captain's log" Which makes me feel more like kirk than blackbeard, but cool all the same.