All Is Quiet on the Western Front
A sense of dread filled me today while I was stuck doing dishes. When CoS comes out, all these little children are going to be interested in Tom Riddle. Which means bad, very bad, Riddlefics. Either the fics are going to be filled with grammatical and spelling errors or they are going to pussify Tom. Can you imagine? Tom Riddle repenting and asking Ginny for forgiveness and proceeding to buy her a rose that leads to a romantic picnic and an exchange of sweet nothings? I don't think I could handle it. So, I've decided to start the Depussification of Fan Fiction's Tom Riddle Cult. It's a one girl show obviously but with some luck I might just bring down the Almighty Kingdom of Glomps that people like that Claire girl have built up. If not, I can always just be a pest.
Harry Potter fiction has gone to the dogs. All that's left now is Draco in leather sweetly kissing that mudblood, Harry and Ginny having their first child together, and Ron squeezing his way into all the relationships to cause trouble. It's one big damn soap opera. And I blame Cassandra Claire for it. She has spoiled the Malfoy name. She must be stopped. And all her little doggies too.
Of course, there are the occasional fics that make Lord Slytherin proud. But they are few and far between. I do believe that the Slytherclaws of this world could bring Fiction Alley Park down. I miss the good old days of Voldemorts reign, a Death Eater could be so happy back then.
Harry Potter fiction has gone to the dogs. All that's left now is Draco in leather sweetly kissing that mudblood, Harry and Ginny having their first child together, and Ron squeezing his way into all the relationships to cause trouble. It's one big damn soap opera. And I blame Cassandra Claire for it. She has spoiled the Malfoy name. She must be stopped. And all her little doggies too.
Of course, there are the occasional fics that make Lord Slytherin proud. But they are few and far between. I do believe that the Slytherclaws of this world could bring Fiction Alley Park down. I miss the good old days of Voldemorts reign, a Death Eater could be so happy back then.