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thought this was funny....
After the Superbowl:
>President Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great
>game.
> Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed.
> Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson.
>
>----------------------------
>
>1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>Female......Any part under a car's hood.
>Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
>Male.........Playing football without a cup.
>
>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
>Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
>the boys.
>
>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
>Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
>
>5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
>Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
>
>6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
>Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
>
>7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
>Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
>Male....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
>
>8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>Male......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
After the Superbowl:
>President Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great
>game.
> Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed.
> Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson.
>
>----------------------------
>
>1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>Female......Any part under a car's hood.
>Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
>Male.........Playing football without a cup.
>
>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
>Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
>the boys.
>
>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
>Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
>
>5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
>Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
>
>6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
>Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
>
>7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
>Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
>Male....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
>
>8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>Male......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.