woah… weird! They say it hasn't happened yet, but I'm convinced that the Dutch have secretly found a way of directly connecting the Internet to your brain.
So of course this begs the question: what did I do in the dream? (It'd better be work-safe!)
Well, the work-safe part involved us sleeping in the same bed, apparently at my parents house. When we woke up you took a shower, and I noticed your electric toothbrush had fallen over during the night (yay for odd details!). That's pretty much all I remember.
Nope. I only do ... err... well, I guess LJ doesn't count since I haven't blogged in ages, and YT doesn't count since I have vlogged in months, so except for some Dutch sites I'm not on anything.
Ofcourse, moving to The Netherlands for 4 years means you need to join some of mine. They did tell you that was mandatory when you applied for your visa, right?
Visa, shmisa. I'm going to live there under the radar, in constant flight from any policeman or government official, lest they find out my deep, dark secret: that I am a German citizen! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
What kind of websites are these? Should I expect such insightful conversation-starters from other users like "what's ur size" and "top or btm"?
Haha I'll be creating artificial plant cells. It took a Dutch scientist to come up with an experiment as crazy as this, and I managed to get the opening!
Besides, who doesn't want to live in Amsterdam? (At least for four years…)
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So is that why I (seriously) dreamt of you last night?
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So of course this begs the question: what did I do in the dream? (It'd better be work-safe!)
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Your brain is not connected to the internet. It's connected to a surveillance camera!
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…ok actually it's blue. You getting the color right (especially with a monochrome camera) would be really, really weird.
By the way, you wouldn't happen to be on facebook, would you?
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Ofcourse, moving to The Netherlands for 4 years means you need to join some of mine. They did tell you that was mandatory when you applied for your visa, right?
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What kind of websites are these? Should I expect such insightful conversation-starters from other users like "what's ur size" and "top or btm"?
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Why are you moving here anyway? What kind of crazy physics experiments do you have planned that aren't safe enough to try in Germany?
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Besides, who doesn't want to live in Amsterdam? (At least for four years…)
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