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MARTHA MARIA MIRANDA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA
REINA
15 South Projectos,
Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork,wung wung for sero sero
SELULA FON:(917) 555-5555
SELULA terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro
FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)999-9999 (mines is turnt off for me
no payin)
OBJECTED:
Wung day I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine apartment for teng kidz.
SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at Latin Quarta,
shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da
botella whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.
EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade.Deng I
learned alot from my tia Juana, (she used to be my tio Juan) she let
me quik skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,
Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and! Yvette (dito, she dunt nose who
her papi iz)
WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and
stealing dresses. Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on
me and his woman Luz Maria caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M.
storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio
Juan died in my country and I hadda to go to de funeraria. I din't no him,
but I hadda to go for mortal support.So my jefe got mad and fired me. Deng I
stayed home and sold Abon.I hadda to quik becose I orderd mucho stuff
for my familia and dey didng paid. So weng Abon axed me furr de monee I didng hab it. So I qualify to get my owng Day Care.My last jub was at "My Baby Papi Day Care" I wached all the kidz for all the moders who hadda to get on welfel.
REFERENCES:Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA LOCA, dey tell ju all ebout mee.
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Ight so wassup....Bout to get this hair done, YAY!!! Guys, Im so happy just to be turnin 18. Damn I keep typin 19, I wish. 2 more days till the big day, and Im not doin nothin. I think Imma sit around the house and mope in my sorrow. I think my friend Kelvin is going to come over and keep me company, then he has to go to work at 12. So...no se que quiero hacer. Um...Easter was good. Im sad cuz I havent got the chance to talk to Alli, Kim or Carlene now that I got my phone on. I wanna get this Sprint Phone:
or this one:
or maybe this one:
Ight now Im done....holla at chu...
REINA
15 South Projectos,
Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork,wung wung for sero sero
SELULA FON:(917) 555-5555
SELULA terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro
FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)999-9999 (mines is turnt off for me
no payin)
OBJECTED:
Wung day I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine apartment for teng kidz.
SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at Latin Quarta,
shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da
botella whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.
EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade.Deng I
learned alot from my tia Juana, (she used to be my tio Juan) she let
me quik skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,
Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and! Yvette (dito, she dunt nose who
her papi iz)
WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and
stealing dresses. Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on
me and his woman Luz Maria caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M.
storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio
Juan died in my country and I hadda to go to de funeraria. I din't no him,
but I hadda to go for mortal support.So my jefe got mad and fired me. Deng I
stayed home and sold Abon.I hadda to quik becose I orderd mucho stuff
for my familia and dey didng paid. So weng Abon axed me furr de monee I didng hab it. So I qualify to get my owng Day Care.My last jub was at "My Baby Papi Day Care" I wached all the kidz for all the moders who hadda to get on welfel.
REFERENCES:Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA LOCA, dey tell ju all ebout mee.
_________________________________________________________________________
Ight so wassup....Bout to get this hair done, YAY!!! Guys, Im so happy just to be turnin 18. Damn I keep typin 19, I wish. 2 more days till the big day, and Im not doin nothin. I think Imma sit around the house and mope in my sorrow. I think my friend Kelvin is going to come over and keep me company, then he has to go to work at 12. So...no se que quiero hacer. Um...Easter was good. Im sad cuz I havent got the chance to talk to Alli, Kim or Carlene now that I got my phone on. I wanna get this Sprint Phone:
or this one:
or maybe this one:
Ight now Im done....holla at chu...