you when i knew i was getting older? when i found myself attempting to decipher my date's conversation with her friend. one phrase i remember well, "they were all sketch".
sketch.
#17 made me laugh out loud: 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
PD and I attempt to be IN BED by 11pm when she's over. This horrifies me.
My "Oh my god, I'm old" Storybird_22January 13 2006, 19:15:54 UTC
How about finding out the hot little number that you did at the club won't be able to see you for a while cuz she got her fake ID taken away. *PANIC* Fake ID? Holy crap how old was she? Turns out she was 19. So aside from making me feel like a fuckin rock star...after I did the math, it turns out she is closer in age to my son than to me. *shudder*
you when i knew i was getting older? when i found myself attempting to decipher my date's conversation with her friend. one phrase i remember well, "they were all sketch".
sketch.
#17 made me laugh out loud:
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one
PD and I attempt to be IN BED by 11pm when she's over. This horrifies me.
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how sad is it, eh?
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finding myself telling the kids, "back when I was young....".
grandpa? grandpa is that you?
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last year, i dated a woman who *technically* i could have birthed.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I DIDN'T KNOW.
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