SYTYCD 2008 Premiere
This review will become more complete at the end of the day when I have a chance to finish the SYTYCD premiere.
But to begin: why the HELL begin the show with music that sounds like it's from a war, and why did you show me the entire show before the show?
Crazy Dude that took all his clothes off (Jonathan): I fully expect you to suck.
Result:Look at that. You suck. Also, what kind of professional dancer are you in Italy? Exotic?
At least he can do that starfish airflair whatever. Does he do that in a speedo on a normal basis?
Oh Italian dudes.
OMG SEX. And I say that like Kelly who goes OMG SHOES.
What does this dude do on a normal basis? I'd say he works at the drive-thru, expect he's got WAY too much hair for the food industry. At least Mia was nice letting him down, cuz WOW.
Extensive formal training... with your grandma?
*snicker* Nigel doesn't cut him any slack. Go him!
... why do I not pay attention to names when they say them, and then scramble to figure it out later on?
Blind Girl. Aww I wish she was better. Awww and Mia's crying. What if Mia comes up with a dance for her?!
Twitch: awww dude you went up against HOK?! Bad luck. HAHA. And Nigel is going to kick your ass if you don't do amazingly today. Yesterday. That other time.
Twitch... is fun, but I don't think he can do it. I... I really don't. I think his technique isn't techniquey enough.
Holy cow Hamilton. Nice... hat? And you want your fat to help you stand out as a human being? Dude all of AMERICA is fat. What the crap? Listen to MIA.
HAHA. And go back to Vegas.
Uhhh... Russian lady...? What... ew. At least they were nice to her.
Beat dude. Because, like I said, I do not know names cuz I don't care until I see them dance. WOW. BUT can he do choreography this time? AND he is a physics and engineering major. That's pretty smart.
Gypsy dude -- William Wingfield. I would call that poetry, not singing. Interesting. uh... you did not demonstrate that you could dance, though, so... uh... HAHA. Nigel's interpretation: You Are Too Clever.
Totally called Mia liking it, but thank God she wasn't just... OMG NAKED DUDE COMING UP.
What the crap beaver dude?
AHHHHH. NAKED DUDE. He does not need a name. He is naked man. ... but he has a name like Rijiy, so he deserves that.
HAHAH. When he rolled over, I was like "OH NO GONNA SEE CROTCH!" but then I was confused that the SYTYCD symbol was over it. And then I figured out that it was a censor. Got it.
TRAVIS IS THE CHOREOGRAPHER!!!!
Jonathan the Italian -- bubye! Go back to your stripping!
Phillip -- YEY!
William -- YEY!
Dude the ballroom dancers that slowed things down that are coming up TOTALLY stole that from Pasha and Anya cuz they knows it worked for THEM.
... who the crap has a name like Erika G? Aha. Gee. That's okay.
Also, is she in with the exotic crew as well?
No, she has some semblance of... oh, well, now she just did a Cat Scratch Club move. So.
Mia's voice sounds hoarse.
Honey wait until Nigel talks.
Mmk, Erika Gee is in.
Dude this guy's name is Leonidas? Can he pretty please pull out some Spartan moves and yell?
Wonder if this couple will be so happy if they don't make it.
Damn, no yelling. Or moves. Sucky day.
OMG I keep forgetting how much I hate Mary's laughing and yelling. Wow.
HAHAHAHAA RANDY LEWIS. It's like he was TRYING to dance in a club but... he would be the one scaring all the girls away. Dear God.
Jamie points out that Edwin looked like Luigi.
Uhh... Victor Kim kind of creeps me out a little bit.
Also, I have a question: when you slide on your head, or spin or whatever, how does your hair not come out? How do you not BLEED?
Make him go to choreograpy.
Also, of COURSE he's studying business and economics. He's Asian.
Hmmm... awesome speech :D Well done, Victor Kim.
DOMINIC AND HOK!!!
OMG GOLD INFERNO. Are you KIDDING?!
Umm... does he have a secret identity that he cannot reveal? MAYBE HE'S NEIL FROM POTTER PUPPET PALS!
Ummm... when he says jump style... does he mean DDR? Is this where he learned it? I'm getting a huge amount of jump style DDR vibe from him...
DUDE don't tell Mia you like TECHNO if you want to go anywhere. Seriously.
Asian ballroom people: pretty spiffy. She looks like she's about 14, but they are cute teeny people.
Yey they made it to choreography!
Poor thing's sick :S
HAHA. Placentia.
She talks about her soccer, but not about her dancing. At least she smiles.
HAHAH. Dom is in LOVE.
And Jamie is in love with Dom.
Too bad he likes Kherington.
*snort*
Racist against tall people? Seriously?
WHOOOOOOA. Robert Muraine... popper boy. holy CRAP. It's like he's in a stop-motion video. That's SO AWESOME. HAHA. SO COOL. Even if he doesn't make it past choreography, he's SO coming back for the finale.
See him!
Victor: awwwwwww.
Asian kids: YEY!
Popper: VEGAS!! WOOT!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE IS BACK!
But to begin: why the HELL begin the show with music that sounds like it's from a war, and why did you show me the entire show before the show?
Crazy Dude that took all his clothes off (Jonathan): I fully expect you to suck.
Result:Look at that. You suck. Also, what kind of professional dancer are you in Italy? Exotic?
At least he can do that starfish airflair whatever. Does he do that in a speedo on a normal basis?
Oh Italian dudes.
OMG SEX. And I say that like Kelly who goes OMG SHOES.
What does this dude do on a normal basis? I'd say he works at the drive-thru, expect he's got WAY too much hair for the food industry. At least Mia was nice letting him down, cuz WOW.
Extensive formal training... with your grandma?
*snicker* Nigel doesn't cut him any slack. Go him!
... why do I not pay attention to names when they say them, and then scramble to figure it out later on?
Blind Girl. Aww I wish she was better. Awww and Mia's crying. What if Mia comes up with a dance for her?!
Twitch: awww dude you went up against HOK?! Bad luck. HAHA. And Nigel is going to kick your ass if you don't do amazingly today. Yesterday. That other time.
Twitch... is fun, but I don't think he can do it. I... I really don't. I think his technique isn't techniquey enough.
Holy cow Hamilton. Nice... hat? And you want your fat to help you stand out as a human being? Dude all of AMERICA is fat. What the crap? Listen to MIA.
HAHA. And go back to Vegas.
Uhhh... Russian lady...? What... ew. At least they were nice to her.
Beat dude. Because, like I said, I do not know names cuz I don't care until I see them dance. WOW. BUT can he do choreography this time? AND he is a physics and engineering major. That's pretty smart.
Gypsy dude -- William Wingfield. I would call that poetry, not singing. Interesting. uh... you did not demonstrate that you could dance, though, so... uh... HAHA. Nigel's interpretation: You Are Too Clever.
Totally called Mia liking it, but thank God she wasn't just... OMG NAKED DUDE COMING UP.
What the crap beaver dude?
AHHHHH. NAKED DUDE. He does not need a name. He is naked man. ... but he has a name like Rijiy, so he deserves that.
HAHAH. When he rolled over, I was like "OH NO GONNA SEE CROTCH!" but then I was confused that the SYTYCD symbol was over it. And then I figured out that it was a censor. Got it.
TRAVIS IS THE CHOREOGRAPHER!!!!
Jonathan the Italian -- bubye! Go back to your stripping!
Phillip -- YEY!
William -- YEY!
Dude the ballroom dancers that slowed things down that are coming up TOTALLY stole that from Pasha and Anya cuz they knows it worked for THEM.
... who the crap has a name like Erika G? Aha. Gee. That's okay.
Also, is she in with the exotic crew as well?
No, she has some semblance of... oh, well, now she just did a Cat Scratch Club move. So.
Mia's voice sounds hoarse.
Honey wait until Nigel talks.
Mmk, Erika Gee is in.
Dude this guy's name is Leonidas? Can he pretty please pull out some Spartan moves and yell?
Wonder if this couple will be so happy if they don't make it.
Damn, no yelling. Or moves. Sucky day.
OMG I keep forgetting how much I hate Mary's laughing and yelling. Wow.
HAHAHAHAA RANDY LEWIS. It's like he was TRYING to dance in a club but... he would be the one scaring all the girls away. Dear God.
Jamie points out that Edwin looked like Luigi.
Uhh... Victor Kim kind of creeps me out a little bit.
Also, I have a question: when you slide on your head, or spin or whatever, how does your hair not come out? How do you not BLEED?
Make him go to choreograpy.
Also, of COURSE he's studying business and economics. He's Asian.
Hmmm... awesome speech :D Well done, Victor Kim.
DOMINIC AND HOK!!!
OMG GOLD INFERNO. Are you KIDDING?!
Umm... does he have a secret identity that he cannot reveal? MAYBE HE'S NEIL FROM POTTER PUPPET PALS!
Ummm... when he says jump style... does he mean DDR? Is this where he learned it? I'm getting a huge amount of jump style DDR vibe from him...
DUDE don't tell Mia you like TECHNO if you want to go anywhere. Seriously.
Asian ballroom people: pretty spiffy. She looks like she's about 14, but they are cute teeny people.
Yey they made it to choreography!
Poor thing's sick :S
HAHA. Placentia.
She talks about her soccer, but not about her dancing. At least she smiles.
HAHAH. Dom is in LOVE.
And Jamie is in love with Dom.
Too bad he likes Kherington.
*snort*
Racist against tall people? Seriously?
WHOOOOOOA. Robert Muraine... popper boy. holy CRAP. It's like he's in a stop-motion video. That's SO AWESOME. HAHA. SO COOL. Even if he doesn't make it past choreography, he's SO coming back for the finale.
See him!
Victor: awwwwwww.
Asian kids: YEY!
Popper: VEGAS!! WOOT!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE IS BACK!