Mental distraction
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.
Day one:
I hate stuff like this. I could be vague, but people will just ask who I was saying them to, or I could up less vague and what’s the point of posting it here, when I should tell people to their faces. I’ll try something in the middle.
1. To my Dad, I’m sorry for all the times I didn’t listen when you were trying to tell me something. I’d give nearly anything to have a meaningful conversation with you now.
2. To my Wife, I’m sorry for the pain I’ve caused you and I try every day to make up for it.
3. To my Daughter, Your mom is a lying whore and when you figure that out it’s going to be hard on you, but I’ll be here to help.
4. Miley Cyrus, I don’t know what look you’re going for by sticking your tongue out, but you look like an idiot. Practice it in a mirror until it looks better.
5. Kim Kardashian, You look horrible blonde.
6. SotH, John Boehner, I don’t know who you THINK you’re representing, but to the rest of us it looks like you represent your own wallet. Either own up to it or step down, but no one is buying the lies anymore.
7. POTUS, Barack Obama, dude, I’m disappointed. Here comes the new boss same as the old boss.
8. Westboro Baptist Church, Guys, I hate to break this to you, but you’re the worst Christians ever, and that INCLUDES the Spanish Inquisition.
9. To you, and you know who you are, You can only get away with it for so long before people figure it out. Then what are you going to have left?
10. To anyone reading this, Thanks.
Day Two: nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.
Day one:
I hate stuff like this. I could be vague, but people will just ask who I was saying them to, or I could up less vague and what’s the point of posting it here, when I should tell people to their faces. I’ll try something in the middle.
1. To my Dad, I’m sorry for all the times I didn’t listen when you were trying to tell me something. I’d give nearly anything to have a meaningful conversation with you now.
2. To my Wife, I’m sorry for the pain I’ve caused you and I try every day to make up for it.
3. To my Daughter, Your mom is a lying whore and when you figure that out it’s going to be hard on you, but I’ll be here to help.
4. Miley Cyrus, I don’t know what look you’re going for by sticking your tongue out, but you look like an idiot. Practice it in a mirror until it looks better.
5. Kim Kardashian, You look horrible blonde.
6. SotH, John Boehner, I don’t know who you THINK you’re representing, but to the rest of us it looks like you represent your own wallet. Either own up to it or step down, but no one is buying the lies anymore.
7. POTUS, Barack Obama, dude, I’m disappointed. Here comes the new boss same as the old boss.
8. Westboro Baptist Church, Guys, I hate to break this to you, but you’re the worst Christians ever, and that INCLUDES the Spanish Inquisition.
9. To you, and you know who you are, You can only get away with it for so long before people figure it out. Then what are you going to have left?
10. To anyone reading this, Thanks.