... I can't think of a witty title.
fff where did all my muses go? Even my fic muses are ignoring me, dammit, and I need to get started on CUTM really really soon.
But that's not the point. <.<
FEAR NOT, CITIZEN, FOR I BRING YOU RANDOM FROM THE CHAT LOGS OF THAI M. ZOOFQUESQUE (and also Tomoyo Ichijouji).
ThaizerTazerLL (1:25:16 PM): maybe laundry is a lost-thing magnet
ThaizerTazerLL (1:25:28 PM): Except for socks.
Tomoyo Ichijouji (1:25:48 PM): I dunno if it has to do with static electricity? /random
ThaizerTazerLL (1:26:09 PM): The sock monster. *nods sagely*
Tomoyo Ichijouji (1:26:56 PM): Who is a close relative of the under-the-bed monster...or perhaps the same species, just placed in a different environment? *scienstist hand on chin*
Tomoyo Ichijouji (1:27:02 PM): OR WAIT
Tomoyo Ichijouji (1:27:44 PM): THE UNDER-THE-BED MONSTER WAS DISPLACED BY HABITAT OCCUPATION BY HUMANS
ThaizerTazerLL (1:27:52 PM): AND MOVED INTO THE CLOSET
ThaizerTazerLL (1:27:58 PM): OBVIOUSLY
Tomoyo Ichijouji (1:28:24 PM): BUT THEN IN COLLEGE IT GETS DISPLACED BY EVEN MORE HABITAT OCCUPATION. SO WHERE CAN THE POOR THING LIVE?
ThaizerTazerLL (1:28:42 PM): BETWEEN THE WASHERS!
Tomoyo Ichijouji (1:28:51 PM): Precisely, Watson.
ThaizerTazerLL (1:28:52 PM): PREYING ON INNOCENT SOCKS
ThaizerTazerLL (1:29:00 PM): *feels accomplished!*