Concerning grad night...
Dear Tequila,
We would like to inform you that your long-standing correspondences and cooperation with "Thai's digestive system" have, since May 19th, 2005, been henceforth terminated.
We are not impressed with your behavior on the aforementioned evening, and have decided unanimously that your services are no longer needed.
Please be sure your desk is emptied by the end of the week, and that you vacate the premises with no plans of return.
In short, don't call us. We'll call you.
Sincerely,
Thai's digestive system.
We would like to inform you that your long-standing correspondences and cooperation with "Thai's digestive system" have, since May 19th, 2005, been henceforth terminated.
We are not impressed with your behavior on the aforementioned evening, and have decided unanimously that your services are no longer needed.
Please be sure your desk is emptied by the end of the week, and that you vacate the premises with no plans of return.
In short, don't call us. We'll call you.
Sincerely,
Thai's digestive system.