HOLLA HOT MAMA (long blog beware!)
nothing can make your day, like a hot chick!
get this; i'm out running around about being the work
bitch and getting office supplies when i drive by best
buy and remember a convo kaci and i had about music
to jam to. how we used to drive around blasting some
taking back sunday! drunk, clubing, praying that if i die
that night theres no other persons i'd rather be with.
unfortunately, my TBS cd was lost in the casulty that
was my last relationship (she didnt like the cd so right
there i should have know something was wrong wit her).
so fukk yeah, i decide to hit up tha sto and get back
some timeless tunes. i'm in there less than 10 minutes
and its pretty empty but some reason the 1 GUY in line
ahead of me is slow as shiet. so i doodle .. lada lada lada.
when, from across the store i spot this chick, and i mean
this SUPA FINE SPANK MY BEHIND CHICK! she even
catches me glaring at her but i dont give a fuck and never
have.. she comes up behind me (eh kinky?) and goes,
"are you ready to check out? i can get you over here."
uh, damn right you can lady! so i follow her over dragging
my tung all the way. so the second thing i notice (we all
know what the first is :) is the ROCK on this chicks finger!
(this is a habit i've picked up lately that i am not all to
found off btw - why should i care if you are married? - maybe
its that whole over 30 and single thang) so this rock has got
to be at least 3 carats (dont ask how i know this) and i'm
thinking for a split second SOME LUCKY GUY but what are
you doing working here ? so what the fuck ever this chick is
smoking and i got at least few minutes to admire and i'm
going to make the most of it.
simple chit chat back and forth about change and best buy
card i wasnt thinking at all... and she stops talking and
just loooks at me for a whole minunte-that-felt-like-DAYS,
and shes says,
"i really like your hair...
and your piercing..
and your ear rings...
YOU'RE A REALLY CUTE GUY!"
DAMN GURL JUST MAKE MY DAY!
C.L.R.B
baby - still got it!
i couldnt even say anything. no thank you. or i know.
or can i lay a smack on your ass right now!
i just flashed that big grin of mine and walked out. left
my reciept and all..damn.
*sigh*
so yeah, that may sound a lil dramatic to some .. but
damn i've been in a funk lately and i was wondering when i was
going to wake up and get back to shiet. i think that right there
just did it.
so lady, thank you from the bottow of my heart you made my day,
week, month, ever more. i hope you are happy and become happily
married - but if not maybe i see you around. :D
just,
hy
get this; i'm out running around about being the work
bitch and getting office supplies when i drive by best
buy and remember a convo kaci and i had about music
to jam to. how we used to drive around blasting some
taking back sunday! drunk, clubing, praying that if i die
that night theres no other persons i'd rather be with.
unfortunately, my TBS cd was lost in the casulty that
was my last relationship (she didnt like the cd so right
there i should have know something was wrong wit her).
so fukk yeah, i decide to hit up tha sto and get back
some timeless tunes. i'm in there less than 10 minutes
and its pretty empty but some reason the 1 GUY in line
ahead of me is slow as shiet. so i doodle .. lada lada lada.
when, from across the store i spot this chick, and i mean
this SUPA FINE SPANK MY BEHIND CHICK! she even
catches me glaring at her but i dont give a fuck and never
have.. she comes up behind me (eh kinky?) and goes,
"are you ready to check out? i can get you over here."
uh, damn right you can lady! so i follow her over dragging
my tung all the way. so the second thing i notice (we all
know what the first is :) is the ROCK on this chicks finger!
(this is a habit i've picked up lately that i am not all to
found off btw - why should i care if you are married? - maybe
its that whole over 30 and single thang) so this rock has got
to be at least 3 carats (dont ask how i know this) and i'm
thinking for a split second SOME LUCKY GUY but what are
you doing working here ? so what the fuck ever this chick is
smoking and i got at least few minutes to admire and i'm
going to make the most of it.
simple chit chat back and forth about change and best buy
card i wasnt thinking at all... and she stops talking and
just loooks at me for a whole minunte-that-felt-like-DAYS,
and shes says,
"i really like your hair...
and your piercing..
and your ear rings...
YOU'RE A REALLY CUTE GUY!"
DAMN GURL JUST MAKE MY DAY!
C.L.R.B
baby - still got it!
i couldnt even say anything. no thank you. or i know.
or can i lay a smack on your ass right now!
i just flashed that big grin of mine and walked out. left
my reciept and all..damn.
*sigh*
so yeah, that may sound a lil dramatic to some .. but
damn i've been in a funk lately and i was wondering when i was
going to wake up and get back to shiet. i think that right there
just did it.
so lady, thank you from the bottow of my heart you made my day,
week, month, ever more. i hope you are happy and become happily
married - but if not maybe i see you around. :D
just,
hy