Feb 03, 2009 09:03
I don't know if there's anyone still reading this. But if there is, I've got a question.
Every 2 or 3 months, I notice that the speakers on my computer start to sound uneven. So I check the balance, it has shifted to favour the left side by about half. I have never moved it from centre. The rocks I use for thoughts tell me there are at least three ways this is happening:
1) Ghosts. They exist. Don't be naive.
2) Someone is coming into my room every two or three months and moving the balance to fuck with me.
3) Some kind of lame computer virus.
Someone give me a legitimate answer and a way to fix it.