Aug 27, 2006 10:52
Let's recap...I got clotheslined in the bouncy room, fell on the floor in the kitchen, went on a search and rescue mission for beer cans and other such sordid paraphenalia, belted out "At Last" outside of X-Tra mart, rocked the shit out of a cardboard beer pong table, and woke up in bed with a hot chick....THEN....I walked around north adams looking for mischief, found myself magically back at the mound, set off firecrackers outside the boardmans, rocked the casbah with some beiruit and some pink plastic cups, successfully avoided falling down all night, vaguely remember something about sleeping, and woke up in bed with a hot chick AND a hot dude...THEN...drove the dunks, where the cashier asked ME if I wanted coffee (before i could even ask her for a cup), danced idiotically in the car to a CD i bought at Target for six dollars, drove to the mall, then back home where i wondered why my house still smells like beer.