I like Legos.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I gave mensajero a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I put gum in masticatus's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (283 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
thaddius_g