May 30, 2008 12:12
So back in the early 2000's I lived with Lish for a spell on 49th & Chicago. We had some laughs and I ate a lot of tuna helper.
Since I was a hip dude back then I'd have a few ladies over from time to time and Alisha and her friends would be coming and going.
Directly across the street lived this older drunken skinny black dude. One day he waved me over and started telling me how I was the man, I was the shit, what was my secret, all this stuff like that.
I asked him what he was talking about and he was like, "THE PUSSY! GODDAMN YOU SURE ARE GETTIN A LOTTA PUSSY! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" and then gave me a hug/bump.
From then on he'd always give me a wave (and I'm assuming a wink) and I never went over there again.