Curious creatures

[thaal_sinestro]

Today while watching the BBC I discovered the pinnacle of the human understanding of fear to be condensed into giant pepper pots. They sound an alarming battle cry of "Exterminate!" and seek to destroy that which is imperfect, namely, everything that is not Dalek.

I spent most of the morning musing how much more terrifying just one of my Corps

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[acidbloodvomit]

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THOSE THINGS ARE FROM A FICTIONAL SHOW, AND I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT SCARY.

EITHER MY STANDARDS ARE HIGH OR EARTH'S ARE LOW. MIGHT BE A COMBINATION.

[thaal_sinestro]

Of course they're fictional, you buffoon.

Earth's standards are low. Soon you will come to learn that everything on this rock is a disappointment.

[acidbloodvomit]

I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. HAVE YOU HAD ICE CREAM, YET? HOT FUDGE IS DELICIOUS.

[thaal_sinestro]

Frozen food with a hot accoutrement? Is the sensation unnerving?

[acidbloodvomit]

UM...IF IT WILL GET YOU TO TRY IT, SURE.

[thaal_sinestro]

Perhaps I shall experiment with the dish known as the "hot fudge sundae".

Did you know in some areas of this planet, Earthmen consume known vermin purely to shock themselves?

[acidbloodvomit]

BUT...WHY? I DON'T...I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

THIS LOOKS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. http://www.alohavalley.com/food-dining/eating-live-octopus.html

[thaal_sinestro]

Because some Earthmen find fear to be fun.

I have consumed a similar delicacy on Ranx, although I assure you the dish was far more tenacious than this pitiful Earth creature. Still, I may have to try this octopus for myself.