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1. How tall are you barefoot?
About 8".
2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Bitches don't cheat on this worm!
3. Do you own a gun?
I have powerful worm-fu skillz. I don't NEED a gun.
4. What's your favorite movie?
Tremors. Also House Party 4.
5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
This dude tried to crush me with his mongo foot one time, but I killed him and ate his entire soul...
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I have family who live inside of dogs.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Hilary Duff's entire Santa Claus Lane album.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Moist soil.
9. Do you do push-ups?
I don't need to, I'm already stacked.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nah, that stuff will kill you.
11. Do you like DisneyWorld?
I'm going to RULE Disney World one day.
12. Do you like the rain?
Fuck no, I almost drowned a few times before.
13. Do you own a knife?
I told you... mad worm-fu skillz.
14. What do you smell like?
Sexy worm.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
I don't know, what's the next question?
16. Full initials?
::narrows worm eyes::
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
-I need to find me a ho and make with some nasty hermaphroditic worm sexin'
-Which end of a human is the head?
-How big are Bob Saget's nipples?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
I don't buy shit, I TAKE what I need.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
Name five drinks YOU regularly drink, bitch.
20. What time did you wake up today?
Hell, I don't remember.
21. Can you spell?
Better than you pathetic humans.
22. Current worry?
I don't worry.
23. Current hate?
Humans.
24. Favorite place to be?
Inside your human mother.
25. Least favorite place to be?
Underneath a foot.
26. Where do you want to go?
I have family in Japan. They compost the food at a restaurant before it's served.
27. Do you own slippers?
Fuck slippers.
28. Where do you think you will be in 10 years?
Inside your human mother.
29. Do you tan or burn?
I don't go in the sun, my cousin went out in the sun once and turned into a freaking raisin and then got carried away by ants. I was very traumatic. I fucking hate ants.
30. Yellow or blue?
...brown.
31. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate?
I could kill a pirate wth one flip of my super-strong tail.
32. Do you eat fish?
Man, this one time a guy tried to put me on a hook to catch some fish and I was all "Fuck no, bitch!" and I removed his eyeballs from his head with my wicked worm-fu skillz and then put him on the hook instead. He sucked.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
They might Be Giants-"Doctor Worm"
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Kool-Aid guy.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Fuck pockets.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Your FACE!
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Man, that's for humans. I didn't NEED that crap.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
A third of my body was cut off by this human kid one time. Then he tried to pour salt on me 'cause he's a dumb bastard, so I took the opportuinty to flick the salt up into his eyes and then strangle him with my severed tail. I ain't no slug bitch, salt doesn't hurt me. IT HURT YOU THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?!
39. What is your GPA?
4.1...
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I just stole your TV while you were reading this, so one more than a minute ago.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
That fucking cricket isn't my friend, but he's loud as hell. I'm going to fight him one day.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
I don't need friends anyway.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Bitches love tha w3rm.
44. Do you wish on stars?
No, but I wish on your mother.
46. What song did you last hear?
Hilary Duff.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I'm never going to die. Dying is for cowards.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Your mother.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I need to find me a ho and make with some nasty hermaphroditic worm sexin'.
About 8".
2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Bitches don't cheat on this worm!
3. Do you own a gun?
I have powerful worm-fu skillz. I don't NEED a gun.
4. What's your favorite movie?
Tremors. Also House Party 4.
5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
This dude tried to crush me with his mongo foot one time, but I killed him and ate his entire soul...
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I have family who live inside of dogs.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Hilary Duff's entire Santa Claus Lane album.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Moist soil.
9. Do you do push-ups?
I don't need to, I'm already stacked.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nah, that stuff will kill you.
11. Do you like DisneyWorld?
I'm going to RULE Disney World one day.
12. Do you like the rain?
Fuck no, I almost drowned a few times before.
13. Do you own a knife?
I told you... mad worm-fu skillz.
14. What do you smell like?
Sexy worm.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
I don't know, what's the next question?
16. Full initials?
::narrows worm eyes::
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
-I need to find me a ho and make with some nasty hermaphroditic worm sexin'
-Which end of a human is the head?
-How big are Bob Saget's nipples?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
I don't buy shit, I TAKE what I need.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
Name five drinks YOU regularly drink, bitch.
20. What time did you wake up today?
Hell, I don't remember.
21. Can you spell?
Better than you pathetic humans.
22. Current worry?
I don't worry.
23. Current hate?
Humans.
24. Favorite place to be?
Inside your human mother.
25. Least favorite place to be?
Underneath a foot.
26. Where do you want to go?
I have family in Japan. They compost the food at a restaurant before it's served.
27. Do you own slippers?
Fuck slippers.
28. Where do you think you will be in 10 years?
Inside your human mother.
29. Do you tan or burn?
I don't go in the sun, my cousin went out in the sun once and turned into a freaking raisin and then got carried away by ants. I was very traumatic. I fucking hate ants.
30. Yellow or blue?
...brown.
31. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate?
I could kill a pirate wth one flip of my super-strong tail.
32. Do you eat fish?
Man, this one time a guy tried to put me on a hook to catch some fish and I was all "Fuck no, bitch!" and I removed his eyeballs from his head with my wicked worm-fu skillz and then put him on the hook instead. He sucked.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
They might Be Giants-"Doctor Worm"
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Kool-Aid guy.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Fuck pockets.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Your FACE!
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Man, that's for humans. I didn't NEED that crap.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
A third of my body was cut off by this human kid one time. Then he tried to pour salt on me 'cause he's a dumb bastard, so I took the opportuinty to flick the salt up into his eyes and then strangle him with my severed tail. I ain't no slug bitch, salt doesn't hurt me. IT HURT YOU THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?!
39. What is your GPA?
4.1...
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I just stole your TV while you were reading this, so one more than a minute ago.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
That fucking cricket isn't my friend, but he's loud as hell. I'm going to fight him one day.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
I don't need friends anyway.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Bitches love tha w3rm.
44. Do you wish on stars?
No, but I wish on your mother.
46. What song did you last hear?
Hilary Duff.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I'm never going to die. Dying is for cowards.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Your mother.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I need to find me a ho and make with some nasty hermaphroditic worm sexin'.