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tha_silly_goose

Jan 19, 2006 10:33

If Josh was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
To check whether Josh is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Josh will sink, and fresh Josh will float.
On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Josh.
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Josh.
Josh can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
Josh is the largest of Saturn's moons.
The most dangerous form of Josh is the bicycle.
Josh is the world's tallest woman.
It is bad luck to walk under Josh!
The only Englishman to become Josh was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Josh from 1154 to 1159.

The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Alena.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Alena can not.
Alena can use only about ten percent of her brain!
Scientists believe that Alena began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
If Alena was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
The porpoise is second to Alena as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Alena!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Alena.
Devoid of her cells and proteins, Alena has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
Alena has 118 ridges around the edge.