Thoughts
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck his thumb up his bum,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "Where the heck did that come from?"
I used a car service this morning. The guy’s engine sputtered badly, so at red lights he had to put it in neutral and gun it to keep it running. Several times, adjacent cars assumed he was challenging them to a drag race and sped off like demons when the light changed.
I told my friend not to touch my ice cream sundae, so he licked it. But the problem is, a lick is a touch: a special touch.
My uncle founded the Wendy’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers chain. In fact, he named it after his daughter, my cousin. Her name is Hamburgers Thomas.
It sucks to be fat and have dandruff. Because when you’re fat, you want to wear black. But when you have dandruff, you don’t want to wear black.
For me, spring doesn’t officially arrive until you prefer to walk down the shady side of the street, not the sunny side.
It’s high time we crossbred Puggles and Labradoodles. I could come up with 16 funny names for this new breed but I wont.
Don’t caregivers and caretakers basically do the same thing?
“Liverpool” is an ugly name, when you think about it.
Venice is simultaneously an incredible example of man’s ingenuity, hubris, and stupidity. It’s a thousand palaces built on mud in water. And it’s stood for a thousand years.
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck his thumb up his bum,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "Where the heck did that come from?"
I used a car service this morning. The guy’s engine sputtered badly, so at red lights he had to put it in neutral and gun it to keep it running. Several times, adjacent cars assumed he was challenging them to a drag race and sped off like demons when the light changed.
I told my friend not to touch my ice cream sundae, so he licked it. But the problem is, a lick is a touch: a special touch.
My uncle founded the Wendy’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers chain. In fact, he named it after his daughter, my cousin. Her name is Hamburgers Thomas.
It sucks to be fat and have dandruff. Because when you’re fat, you want to wear black. But when you have dandruff, you don’t want to wear black.
For me, spring doesn’t officially arrive until you prefer to walk down the shady side of the street, not the sunny side.
It’s high time we crossbred Puggles and Labradoodles. I could come up with 16 funny names for this new breed but I wont.
Don’t caregivers and caretakers basically do the same thing?
“Liverpool” is an ugly name, when you think about it.
Venice is simultaneously an incredible example of man’s ingenuity, hubris, and stupidity. It’s a thousand palaces built on mud in water. And it’s stood for a thousand years.