WELCOME. *THAT SEEMS A BIT OVERKILL TO GET A PICTURE OF HIM HALF NAKED* BY THE WAY. YOUR PHOTOGRPHERS. ONE OF THEM DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE HARRY SPANGLER, DID THEY?
MHM, BUT THE RAIN BROUGHT A NICE BREEZE. *OH SO THAT'S WHY SHE ALWAYS SAT UNDER THAT TREE, PERFECT VANTAGE POINT D:* >:| *WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG~ AGAIN ;_;*
*THE MANY TIMES SHE HIT HER HEAD AGAINST THE HEADBOARD WOULD BE HER FIRST GUESS ;___;*
YES, YES IT DID. DID YOU NOTICE THE CLOUD THAT LOOKED LIKE A COTTON BALL? REALLY STUNNING. *OMG HE FOUND HER OUT DDDDDDD: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ~SECRET* 8)))) *HE PROBABLY HAD TO GROW UP TOO FAST SINCE HE MARRIED MARY YOUNG AND ALL..*
*....BC OF ALL THE GUYS SHE SLEPT WITH IN HS OR JUST BC SHE'S CLUMSY AT WAKING UP IN THE MORNING? D:*
I SAW THAT ONE, IT WAS GREAT. *GEARS TURN FASTER WITH THIS ONE* SO I'LL BE TALKING TO HARRY LATER. *SO MARRYING MARY YOUNG WAS THE BEST THING FOR HIM BC IT SNAPPED HIM OUT OF HIS DERPY WAYS? :')*
*OMG BECAUSE SHE'S CLUMSY! ;__________; IS SO SAD THAT HE KNOWS THINKS SHE'S A HO*
I THOUGHT SO, TOO. I TOOK A PICTURE. *SHOWS HIM*
*OH NO IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HURRR DURRR WHEELS THIS TIME DDD:* OH, OKAY, I'M SURE YOU WILL HAVE A VERY NICE TALK BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING! *ISN'T GOING TO SAY IT WAS THE WORST THING, BUT HIS CHILDLIKE INNOCENCE IS WHAT MADE HIM ~PERFECT*
*OMG JUST WANTED CLARIFICATION! D: REMEMBER HE ALWAYS THINKS HER ~VIRTUE IS UNSCATHED~*
IT'S STUNNING. *JUST HAS A >:I FACE BC HE ~KNOWS* MMHMM, I'M SURE IT'LL BE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS. *LAST THAT INNOCENCE NOT BC OF MARRIAGE BUT BC OF ~YED ;_;*
THANK YOU, I'M THINKING OF ENTERING IT INTO A PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST. *CAN'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE BECAUSE SHE IS FEARS HIS DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE SHE FEARS BIRDS* I'M NOT SURE I'D GO THAT FAR... *SO R00D OF ~YED DDDD:*
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OH. *JFC DIDN'T KNOW THOSE PHOTOGRAPHERS FOLLOWED HIM AROUND WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE SHOWERS DD:*
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YEAH. *SHE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PAID SOMEONE DDDDDDDD:*
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*FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWKWARD*
THE LYRICS ARE NICE? *SHE HIRED SOME SPY-LIKE PHOTOGRAPHERS BC HE NEVER EVEN SAW THEM ;_;*
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*ROCKS ON HER FEET*
I WROTE IT MYSELF... AND SANG IT. *DDDDDDD:* OMG, NO I DIDN'T! *SHE HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE LIKE NINJAS WITH A CAMERA*
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*WONDERS IF SHE'S GOING TO TRY TO SMELL HIM OMG ;_;*
OH. NICE VOICE. *THEY MUST HAVE SWEET ZOOMS BECAUSE DAMN SOME OF THOSE PICS ARE CLOSE AND HE NEVER KNEW D:*
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*DOESN'T NEED TO SMELL HIM BECAUSE THE SCENT IS ~PERMANENTLY ETCHED IN HER MEMORY AND SHE CAN RECALL IT ON DEMAND*
THANK YOU... *THEY HAVE THE BEST CAMERAS MONEY CAN BUY, LIKE PAPARAZZI CAMERAS*
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*DAMN SHE'S GOT SOME SENSORY RECALL SKILLZ*
WELCOME. *THAT SEEMS A BIT OVERKILL TO GET A PICTURE OF HIM HALF NAKED* BY THE WAY. YOUR PHOTOGRPHERS. ONE OF THEM DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE HARRY SPANGLER, DID THEY?
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*SHE WAS A REALLY SMART TEEN...*
SOOOOOO... *HE WOULDN'T SHOW IT TO HER HIMSELF THOUGH* HARRY? NOOO! *VOICE IS SOOO HIGH UP ON THE OCTAVE SCALE*
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*WONDERS HOW LONG IT WILL LAST~*
WEATHER'S NICE. *HE WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD HALF NEKKID FOR HER TO ADMIRE WHAT MOAR DID SHE WANT* UH-HUH. *BS RADAR IS GOING OFF*
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*NOT LONG :(*
YEAH, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING IT RAINED EARLIER. *PHOTOGRAPHS OF IT~ AND SHE GOT THEM* YEAH! *OMG WHY IS ADULT!SIR SO SMART ;___;*
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*WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG~ :'(*
MHM, BUT THE RAIN BROUGHT A NICE BREEZE. *OH SO THAT'S WHY SHE ALWAYS SAT UNDER THAT TREE, PERFECT VANTAGE POINT D:* >:| *WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG~ AGAIN ;_;*
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*THE MANY TIMES SHE HIT HER HEAD AGAINST THE HEADBOARD WOULD BE HER FIRST GUESS ;___;*
YES, YES IT DID. DID YOU NOTICE THE CLOUD THAT LOOKED LIKE A COTTON BALL? REALLY STUNNING. *OMG HE FOUND HER OUT DDDDDDD: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ~SECRET* 8)))) *HE PROBABLY HAD TO GROW UP TOO FAST SINCE HE MARRIED MARY YOUNG AND ALL..*
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*....BC OF ALL THE GUYS SHE SLEPT WITH IN HS OR JUST BC SHE'S CLUMSY AT WAKING UP IN THE MORNING? D:*
I SAW THAT ONE, IT WAS GREAT. *GEARS TURN FASTER WITH THIS ONE* SO I'LL BE TALKING TO HARRY LATER. *SO MARRYING MARY YOUNG WAS THE BEST THING FOR HIM BC IT SNAPPED HIM OUT OF HIS DERPY WAYS? :')*
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*OMG BECAUSE SHE'S CLUMSY! ;__________; IS SO SAD THAT HE KNOWS THINKS SHE'S A HO*
I THOUGHT SO, TOO. I TOOK A PICTURE. *SHOWS HIM*
*OH NO IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HURRR DURRR WHEELS THIS TIME DDD:* OH, OKAY, I'M SURE YOU WILL HAVE A VERY NICE TALK BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING! *ISN'T GOING TO SAY IT WAS THE WORST THING, BUT HIS CHILDLIKE INNOCENCE IS WHAT MADE HIM ~PERFECT*
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*OMG JUST WANTED CLARIFICATION! D: REMEMBER HE ALWAYS THINKS HER ~VIRTUE IS UNSCATHED~*
IT'S STUNNING. *JUST HAS A >:I FACE BC HE ~KNOWS* MMHMM, I'M SURE IT'LL BE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS. *LAST THAT INNOCENCE NOT BC OF MARRIAGE BUT BC OF ~YED ;_;*
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*OMG GOOD BECAUSE SHE'S ~NOT USUALLY LIKE THAT*
THANK YOU, I'M THINKING OF ENTERING IT INTO A PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST. *CAN'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE BECAUSE SHE IS FEARS HIS DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE SHE FEARS BIRDS* I'M NOT SURE I'D GO THAT FAR... *SO R00D OF ~YED DDDD:*
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