Request Fic : Cats
Title: Cats
Pairing: YabuHika / slight-YamaJima / slight-OkaTaro / slight-TakaChii / slight-InooDai
Genre: Fluff, Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: Hikaru's fear.
A/N: This fic is so random! XD Dedicated to matsujun19 , since it's requested for it from here! :D Do request if you have any fics that you would like me to write! :D Do leave your name there, so I can dedicate it to you! :D
"WHAT?!"
This was the fourth time this week. Chika rubbed the bridge of her nose as Ryutaro continued to chase Hikaru around the dressing room. "What did you do to my NDS?!"
The older boy was tackled down onto the floor, and that was Chika's limit. "Both of you, in the punishment corner." The two boys looked at their manager and glared. "NOW!" Pointing at the respective corners, Chika just gave them her death glare and they both scampered to the two ends of the room.
***
Every fan of JUMP would know that Hikaru was the group's joker. A joker that makes the mood for them in concerts and other lives. They knew he was mischievous, but to the extend of drawing pokeballs on Ryutaro's NDS, pulling out all the strings from Keito's guitar, hiding Yuto's drumstick (and making him fret over it like crazy until Yama-chan kissed him), placing Ryosuke's strawberries at the top of the shelf until it rots.
Or even kidnapping Yabu's pants and Inoo's boxers, putting glitter in Takaki's hair spray (and he appeared on Shonen Club with glittery hair), vandalizing Chinen's Ohno-sama uchiwa and putting super glue on the chair where Daiki sat on it.
'He's too much.' Was what Ryutaro thought as he started to piece up his revenge.
***
"It's too much, Keito!" The younger boy pouted while he walked home with his boyfriend. Ruffling Ryutaro's hair a little, he pulled the younger boy closer. Just then, the saw Hikaru screaming at the top of his voice while running out of an alley.
Right behind him was a harmless little kitten.
A grin was plastered on Ryutaro's lips and Keito knew something was brewing in that little head of his boyfriend.
***
"Ryu! This is an excellent idea!"
"Right Yama-chan?"
"Ryosuke, we shouldn't be doing this."
"Why not Yuto-kun? After he hid your drum sticks?"
"Okay, we should."
"He'll get it back from my glittery hair."
"Yuyan, Ohno-sama uchiwa ..."
"Chii, don't cry, I'll get Ohno-senpai to autograph it for you. Now revenge."
"Count me in! I think he's a pervert for taking my boxer."
"Maybe he's in love with you Kei."
"Dai-chan, you're still jealous?"
"And angry."
"Ryutaro ..."
"You're not stopping me Keito. Don't forget about your precious guitar."
"Fine he deserves it."
***
Chika swore the boys will forever be immature. 'Johnny-san better remind me why am I their manager.'
"Mew~"
"GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!"
Hikaru was now standing at the top of the table and on the floor was the cute and harmless animal looking at him with her kitty eyes. "Hikaru-kun! How can you be like this?"
More mews could be heard, and looking around, the other eight members were each holding onto a kitten. Yuto's kitten was attracted to Ryosuke's and both of them just sat at the side lovingly while looking at their kittens flirt with each other.
"Gosh, why are there so many kittens? Not to mention there are ten kittens here!" At the doorway stood Chika, and Hikaru immediately pounced onto her. "CHIKA-CHAN! SAVE ME!"
Looking at the other members with a dumbfound face, Ryutaro grinned as he stood up with his kitten perched up on his shoulder. "Hikaru, don't tell me you're scared of these fur balls."
'My boyfriend is probably the most evil person of all.' Keito just shook his head and smiled a little.
***
His meeting with Johnny has ended and Yabu was looking forward to slumping down in the dressing room when Hikaru just ran out and immediately jumped onto Yabu's back. "Yabu, kittens." A sigh escaped his lips as he continued to piggy back his boyfriend back into the dressing room with the younger boy shouting "NO!" all the way.
***
"Who let these kitten lose?" He was trying to look angry, but seriously, how angry can Yabu look with a trembling Hikaru on his back? Not really angry.
Chika stood up with three kittens in her arms. "They were here once I reached."
"Ryutaro."
"Yes Yabu JiiJii?"
"Is this your revenge?"
"It's JUMP's revenge. At least the eight of us."
"Why is that so?"
"You can't say that Hikaru's pranks are harmless, Yabu-papa." Ryosuke pouted and Yuto nodded. They are definitely a childish pair. "And all of you found out how terrified Hika is of kittens and you bought an army of kittens over to our dressing room?"
"Yes, and they are borrowed from the Juniors. We had fun playing with them." Inoo grinned at Yabu, and Yabu only mentally face palmed himself.
Standing in the middle, Chika just heaved, "And all of you, please return the kittens ... AND CLEAN UP THE ROOM!"
The room was now in a mess. Tables and chairs were over turned, fur balls littered around the room. Bits of catnip were in a corner and the sofa was a little scratched.
"Fine, we'll do the chores." Chinen just glared at Hikaru and moved to pick up a furball, hurling it to Hikaru.
***
"KOTA YOU SAVED ME!"
"Don't be too happy. You're getting punished when we reach home."
"Why?"
"For pulling pranks and making me save you from all your trouble with the eight of them."
Pairing: YabuHika / slight-YamaJima / slight-OkaTaro / slight-TakaChii / slight-InooDai
Genre: Fluff, Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: Hikaru's fear.
A/N: This fic is so random! XD Dedicated to matsujun19 , since it's requested for it from here! :D Do request if you have any fics that you would like me to write! :D Do leave your name there, so I can dedicate it to you! :D
"WHAT?!"
This was the fourth time this week. Chika rubbed the bridge of her nose as Ryutaro continued to chase Hikaru around the dressing room. "What did you do to my NDS?!"
The older boy was tackled down onto the floor, and that was Chika's limit. "Both of you, in the punishment corner." The two boys looked at their manager and glared. "NOW!" Pointing at the respective corners, Chika just gave them her death glare and they both scampered to the two ends of the room.
***
Every fan of JUMP would know that Hikaru was the group's joker. A joker that makes the mood for them in concerts and other lives. They knew he was mischievous, but to the extend of drawing pokeballs on Ryutaro's NDS, pulling out all the strings from Keito's guitar, hiding Yuto's drumstick (and making him fret over it like crazy until Yama-chan kissed him), placing Ryosuke's strawberries at the top of the shelf until it rots.
Or even kidnapping Yabu's pants and Inoo's boxers, putting glitter in Takaki's hair spray (and he appeared on Shonen Club with glittery hair), vandalizing Chinen's Ohno-sama uchiwa and putting super glue on the chair where Daiki sat on it.
'He's too much.' Was what Ryutaro thought as he started to piece up his revenge.
***
"It's too much, Keito!" The younger boy pouted while he walked home with his boyfriend. Ruffling Ryutaro's hair a little, he pulled the younger boy closer. Just then, the saw Hikaru screaming at the top of his voice while running out of an alley.
Right behind him was a harmless little kitten.
A grin was plastered on Ryutaro's lips and Keito knew something was brewing in that little head of his boyfriend.
***
"Ryu! This is an excellent idea!"
"Right Yama-chan?"
"Ryosuke, we shouldn't be doing this."
"Why not Yuto-kun? After he hid your drum sticks?"
"Okay, we should."
"He'll get it back from my glittery hair."
"Yuyan, Ohno-sama uchiwa ..."
"Chii, don't cry, I'll get Ohno-senpai to autograph it for you. Now revenge."
"Count me in! I think he's a pervert for taking my boxer."
"Maybe he's in love with you Kei."
"Dai-chan, you're still jealous?"
"And angry."
"Ryutaro ..."
"You're not stopping me Keito. Don't forget about your precious guitar."
"Fine he deserves it."
***
Chika swore the boys will forever be immature. 'Johnny-san better remind me why am I their manager.'
"Mew~"
"GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!"
Hikaru was now standing at the top of the table and on the floor was the cute and harmless animal looking at him with her kitty eyes. "Hikaru-kun! How can you be like this?"
More mews could be heard, and looking around, the other eight members were each holding onto a kitten. Yuto's kitten was attracted to Ryosuke's and both of them just sat at the side lovingly while looking at their kittens flirt with each other.
"Gosh, why are there so many kittens? Not to mention there are ten kittens here!" At the doorway stood Chika, and Hikaru immediately pounced onto her. "CHIKA-CHAN! SAVE ME!"
Looking at the other members with a dumbfound face, Ryutaro grinned as he stood up with his kitten perched up on his shoulder. "Hikaru, don't tell me you're scared of these fur balls."
'My boyfriend is probably the most evil person of all.' Keito just shook his head and smiled a little.
***
His meeting with Johnny has ended and Yabu was looking forward to slumping down in the dressing room when Hikaru just ran out and immediately jumped onto Yabu's back. "Yabu, kittens." A sigh escaped his lips as he continued to piggy back his boyfriend back into the dressing room with the younger boy shouting "NO!" all the way.
***
"Who let these kitten lose?" He was trying to look angry, but seriously, how angry can Yabu look with a trembling Hikaru on his back? Not really angry.
Chika stood up with three kittens in her arms. "They were here once I reached."
"Ryutaro."
"Yes Yabu JiiJii?"
"Is this your revenge?"
"It's JUMP's revenge. At least the eight of us."
"Why is that so?"
"You can't say that Hikaru's pranks are harmless, Yabu-papa." Ryosuke pouted and Yuto nodded. They are definitely a childish pair. "And all of you found out how terrified Hika is of kittens and you bought an army of kittens over to our dressing room?"
"Yes, and they are borrowed from the Juniors. We had fun playing with them." Inoo grinned at Yabu, and Yabu only mentally face palmed himself.
Standing in the middle, Chika just heaved, "And all of you, please return the kittens ... AND CLEAN UP THE ROOM!"
The room was now in a mess. Tables and chairs were over turned, fur balls littered around the room. Bits of catnip were in a corner and the sofa was a little scratched.
"Fine, we'll do the chores." Chinen just glared at Hikaru and moved to pick up a furball, hurling it to Hikaru.
***
"KOTA YOU SAVED ME!"
"Don't be too happy. You're getting punished when we reach home."
"Why?"
"For pulling pranks and making me save you from all your trouble with the eight of them."