some crock a shit lol well STOLEN FROM K T

Sep 13, 2005 11:37

Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)

SOOoooooooooooo this gay ass chain letter was on myspace.
According to this...
If you take off her clothes without her consent with your mouth, then put on a condom when you're soft, then found the g spot, then held her while doing the italian hanger, then faked your orgasm. Then wonder why she left pissed off and hurry to get your cloths on cause you heard her dad at the door you would burn 4489 calories.
lmfao.
What a crock. lol Well if this was honestly the case why not have alot more sex cause then you're be super skinny. lmfao.

Maybe i should work on that?

lol justtttttttt kiddddinggggggggg :)
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