Poking around the internet for quotes about writing, I came across a section of
goodreads.com full of Neil Gaiman quotes. Ta da, Neil Gaiman's take on David Tennant in Hamlet.
"I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...
"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?"
I can absolutely picture David Tennant saying this. Complete with an ear tug.
(Ugh, why do I not have any Doctor Who icons?)